Cuntybaws

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I don't think you'll get too many arguments on those points.

"And I want a moped, and a machete, and some weed, innit?"

I can keep this shit up until Xmas if I have to; but I almost certainly won't.

You have to bear in mind the target market. I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas 🎵

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Sap.

Would you rather have a Rocky video?

If only there was a genetic program to cross Amazonian fish, dolphins, and Bengal tigers to produce saltwater sabre-toothed piranhas that could reduce Somali refugees to skeletons in just a few seconds, all the while laughing out of their blowholes like Tommy Cooper on helium.

Free money, you say?

The optimal solution would be to blow the shitty boats out of the water at every opportunity, and strafe any survivors, but that probably doesn't play too well on the geopolitical stage. Mind you, Israel seem to be getting away with a lot worse presently so it might be worth a try.

What's worse, would you say: Huw Edwards (allegedly) jizzing over one age-inappropriate male; or Russell Brand (allegedly) sexually assaulting dozens of overage girls? If I'm honest, neither of them seem worthy of a Jimmy Savile "The Reckoning" style tribute mockumentary.

And a good thing too. If they'd had HR in those days they'd have beheaded every last one of those cunts as well.

I put peers - especially hereditary and/or pig fucking peers - in the same category as the royal family. Not if you guillotine the fuckers. The French might be filthy cunts, but even a stopped clock etc. etc.

At least you can vote those cunts out.

Google "Huw Edwards news" and there has been effectively nothing since July 13th when he went into hiding, er, sorry, I mean when he checked into a hospital for the sake of his mental health. I'm sort of hoping the Welsh cunt is dead.

I'm heartened to see that so many people have come round to my way of thinking lately.

How prescient of me.

Despite what everyone else says, ELC, for a tedious, one trick pony, Jew-baiting fuckwit, you're not all bad.

Fewer cousins marrying in Bradford's Pakistani community In the third world shithole that is Bradford's “Pakistani community” the percentage of marriages involving cousins has fallen to a mere 46% i.e. almost half of the backward fuckers. This is being touted as good news by the dimwits at the BBC, and I suppose in a way it IS good news, as a significant proportion of their offspring will be too fucked up to breed any more of the cunts. Your sister is your mother, Your uncle is your brother, You all fuck one another, The Bradford family. (With apologies to Decimus / Norwich)

I stopped keeping track of this sort of shit a good while back but my worthy disciple, young @Eric Cuntman, might know.

"Your name vill also go on ze list. Vot is your name?" "Don't tell him, Reptyle!"