Cuntybaws

The BBC are still trying to atone for this. Rachel Dolezal is a cunt,

I wish you were both dead and alive simultaneously. Just kidding about the "alive" bit.

I'm getting a semi.

Here, have three exclamation marks.

One from the vaults for @southerncunt

Are you going to spit or swallow?

I see what you did th

Dan Ackroyd was told not to think about anything, but before you fucking know it Gozer The Destructor is rampaging through Manhattan in the form of a giant marshmallow man dressed as a sailor. I think it's safe to say this is about as irresponsible as it's possible to get.

There is never an apostrophe in a possessive its. Anyone want to fight about it?

You do know that you don't have to write down every single thought that comes into your head, right?

Three, actually, counting Seth. I wonder who they were shagging? Auntie Lilith maybe?

Remember Tubby Tucker, the big fat fucker?

There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary...

Heartless cunt! See how sad you've made him?

As the much-maligned Billy Bragg once tunelessly warbled, "We're arming for peace, me boys, between the wars."

"health care and drama", you say? I think I might already have seen her in "Naughty Nurses Do Anal volume VII".

Since he originally named him "Armand" he has to take his own share of the blame.

Have you ever come across Amanda Lepore? (Not literally, obviously!) "She" claims to hold the record for the most money ever spent on gender reassignment surgery. By fuck, that must have been one really ugly man!

I'm sure Ratty will be along soon with a story about bent bananas, or earwigs, or something, that will make everything clear.

It's the kids who've supposedly known they were the wrong sex from the age of 3 that boil my piss - like that fucking Jazz freak. (No, the other one, Jazz Jennings.) A good kicking and their head flushed down the bogs at school every day for a few years would soon sort that shit out.

She is perhaps the very worst actress I have ever seen. A Nissan fucking Leaf has more range.

Six whole episodes of "Curry and Chips" - there's plenty more hilarity where this came from...

On the subject (almost) of RORO, I see the 30th anniversary of the Zeebrugge disaster is all over the news today. Who knew there were Scousers on board?

Mickey Rooney.