Cuntybaws

@Rick_B How come that poisonous, racist little shit stain 'eavensabove is still posting after calling Tattie a nonce who pimps out children? I mean, it's a stupid fucking rule and all, but a little bit of consistency isn't much to ask for,

The definition of insanity...

It's on newsfluzz.com

He should just have burned the homeless cunt instead, they'd have made him President.

Yes, that's why I put fucking quotes round it. "You don't last long on here if you don't know your Derek & Clive." - Oscar Wilde.

"Whales are fucking stupid. Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top ten? Can you? Can you mention one whale who's written the equivalent of, er, 'Othello', Shakespeare, 'Health & Efficiency'? They've produced nothing in the way of literature. All they've fucking produced is a load of other whales and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent. Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a lot of fucking plankton going in?" "They're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. Then some cunt comes on telly and he says, "Oh, the whale is being wiped out by mankind, save the fucking whales." Well! During the war, did we notice a lot of whales, rallying round and saying, "Save England? I didn't notice many down my part of the world."

On a completely opposite note, did you see the news story today about the cunt who got expelled from the Cambridge University Conservatives for burning a £20 note in front of a homeless man? All because there was no web site called "Money Spending Expert" for rich cunts who just can't shift it fast enough. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-38931710

Fuck meerkats. Fuck 'em all to death.

String 'em up, Dan, it's the only language they understand.

I'd fuck Alexa, but I'd be thinking about Siri.

I was never confused.

I look forward to the day when a major solar flare knocks out the power for a few months, and all these precious connected cunts with their Fitbits linked to their NEST and their Alexa plugged into their Twitter feeds are rudely thrust back into the real world where survival of the fittest is the order of the day. "I think I'll take all your food and fuck your girlfriend now, Tarquin, any objections?"

Can't they all just go and live with Madonna?

There is a very large intersection between the set of people who would fuck her, and the set of people who have fucked her.

Minty! Sob.

The Welsh are notorious for always standing next to mirrors to fool the English into thinking there are twice of many of them. This is not so much designed to prevent invasion, as history amply demonstrates, but more to elicit double the benefits, rebates and tax credits.

I won't ask where you got that image from, Ding, although the nice Detective Sergeant who knocks on your door later today may have some further questions. Surely you remember Sailor Moon, who had the eyelash-fluttering act sewn up on the old site long before Gyps arrived? She nominated Vagisil once, apparently because it had failed to work for her, and after several subsequent months of being accused at every turn of having a series of increasingly-virulent genital infections she eventually flounced off never to be seen again. Poor old Razzle was devastated, I'm never seen a man more in love with a cartoon teen girl avatar.

The first rule of fucktard club is, er, fuck it, I forget.

I imagine your shower arrangements are equally well organised?

I miss Sailor Moon.

To me, two ewes...

Okay? Okay? I think we can do better than that!

Don't tell anyone, but I think Stubby might be functionally illiterate.

By all accounts he also liked to shower with the boys. Blimey, you'd never think it to look at him!