Cuntybaws

Interestingly (or otherwise) a comment I put up the other day on the Steve Allen thread that mentioned Elton's arsehole seems to have disappeared. If homophobia is going to join the proscribed list of topics that's really going to limit my repertoire. Tom Daley is a cunt.

I think that's what you get when you run "Fuck me, I'm ripped off my tits" through Google Translate from Dutch to English and back again 15 times.

Tits first, always. I'm not a fucking animal!

I was dragged along to see SPECTRE today. What a soulless, formulaic, poorly-written waste of electrons - AND there were no tits in it! I'm going to slap Mrs Baws about a bit later while making lame puns, and see if she swoons and gives me a blow job. Fuck knows I've tried every other approach without success.

Have you seen the state of that smarmy, po-faced Julian Fellowes cunt who writes this fuckawful bilge? If he loved himself any more his entire body would turn into sperm.

Boring fucking arsehole cunting tedious smuggy bastard slaphead fuckface monotonous dwarf cuntwipe.

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again! If you leave your door open and some cunt nicks your telly Plod will basically tell you to fuck off, it's your own fault and you were asking for it. I don't understand the inconsistency in our legal system when it comes to contributory negligence.

I've sent them my script for "Spackerflid Towers". As long as the references to "rasperries" make it past their censor I think I may finally be on to a winner here.

At least nobody's mentioned Lisa Riley yet. Here she is, all lubed up and ready for you...

Repetitive, formulaic, smug unfunny cunts. But still better than Ricky Gervais.

I wonder if they deliberately picked a title that sounds a bit like Down's syndrome? Probably not.

The thinnest of justifications to post some Rawhide gratefully accepted.

There's nothing new under the Cunts Corner sun. http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/59318-racist-dogs/

"The coldest blood runs through my veins, you know my name." Fuck, I'll be humming that all night now. Sam Smith is a cunt.

Dip, Don't Dazzle!

And people said the Islamo-Judaic religions were completely fucking stupid!

Prices down almost 3% today - Brent crude now trading at 47.51 $/bbl. I hope the backward cunts can eat gold and sand, because the glorious day is coming.

Now if only we had some cunts on here from other flat places like Norfolk or The Netherlands we could get some comparative analysis going.

I can just about visualise this using an eleven-dimensional Calabi Yau manifold, but I'm still struggling to work out where the balls go.

There were no virgins at my school as far as I could tell, although we all knew what one was in theory. (Luckily this was a Scottish comprehensive, not Eton.)

"it's wrong but sort of right" - sorry, I tried not to add the apostrophe, but I just couldn't stop myself. It was clever of you not to include it in the title, though, because it fucks up Internet Explorer something chronic. Anyway, I was disappointed on reading further to find that this nomination has nothing whatsoever to do with getting the horn for former child stars who turned out to be a bit hot and/or slutty later in life. Drew Barrymore, Jodie Foster, Christina Ricci, Jenny Agutter, and more recently Emma Watson. I'm off now to watch School Of Rock again...

On an unrelated note, Yewtree's gone awfully quiet of late.

Too stupid to use a hat, but they let these cunts buy automatic weapons.

I just emptied my sack, but I don't think she's good enough to make me come twice.

They picked the right person to advertise a frozen prawn ring!