Cuntybaws

17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Please let it be real. 🙏 

Sadly not. It's AI-generated, I'm afraid, although I imagine the parameters supplied were indeed very much along the lines of "Show me Greta Thunberg after she's swallowed a gallon of cum every day for a year."

There are some deepfake porn videos as well, but I value my sanity too much to click "Play".

22 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Pen. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Just think of Pen as a sad, old, lonely, bitter & twisted troll that’s just a constant whiny noise in the background.

Internet tinnitus, effectively.

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

I keep seeing Greta Thunberg...

Greta's apparently guzzled a lot of spunk since she came of age.

8 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Israel  is generally a civilised society all be it with a penchant for male genital mutilation. You're an obviously intelligent  person and as you suggest my literary  skills quite possibly are that of a ten year old .I wouldn't make aspertions in regards to your level of education as you do mine as I believe it rather vulgar  and I think you let yourself  down in taking that tack with me .Anyway , you and many others speak of the historical implications that have formed the middle East and its plethora of petty squabbles and tribal loyalties .The failiure of such thinking is the ignorance of the here and now  and what is actually happening on the ground presently. Israel does not want war .The Palestinians are locked in perpetual victimhood .The culture is barbaric, the religion is barbaric and a good many of the common a garden citizens of that fucked up shit hole are barbaric as the parading of the  half naked dead body of a german girl raped and beaten to death by "ordinary" palastinian men proves. Those in the West wringing their hands in angst for the palastinian cause believe they are dealing with individuals  with decency and humanity that I'm afraid is not the case .No other middle eastern country wishes to help or receive palastinian refugees. Why ? Because they're trouble .The great Islamic brotherhood seems rather lacking in sympathy towards Palestinians. Israel have demanded, quite rightly  the release of hostages taken by Hamas , when that occurs they have promised to negotiate. Israel wants a 2 state solution to the wider  problem, its quite obvious israel and the  jews cannot just float away into the ether. Hamas endlessly declares they wish   the destruction of Israel and the death of all Jews. That is the here and now .That is the problem.Islam because of a lack of a  new testament or mordenising process   is  as warlike,  intolerant and misogynistic as it was at its  conception. That is the here and now .

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

42 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I like dictatorship of the proletariat. No bollocks. Give me North Korea, Stalinist Russia or Tito's Yugoslavia any day.

That's what Ivan Denisovich thought too, until he ended up in Camp HQ.

3 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Judy actually .. she was a rescue dog.

You just made this one up then? No wonder @Wolfie gets suspicious.

8 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

I did once own a Jack Russell

Ethie. Stupid fucking name.

6 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I had you down as more of a Bay City Rollers type.

Reported

1 minute ago, Frank said:

Scotch egg. LOL, lol….

Dog egg.

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

https://ibb.co/9bb94S3

Apple iPhone 12 Mini. 

2 hours ago, ZEV said:

I've always wondered, does Zal approve of you appropriating his likeness for an avatar?

S.A.H.B. are one of the few Scottish bands that I can actually get some enjoyment out of listening to.

Of course he approves; he needs all the publicity he can get these days. 

Currently heading up Orphans Of The Ash: https://www.facebook.com/p/Orphans-of-the-Ash-Music-100075733886334/

3 minutes ago, ZEV said:

Is he a 'Scot'? Or is he, just like every other cunt on Cunts Corner, somebody pretending to be somebody else

F A G G O T

2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

# the rise of this very medium the internet has created a low quality culture that reinforces the easy and cheap, the transitory and short term, the material and animal. 

# I don't believe any of the petiodic bullshit about Britain being a "rich" country, being one of the wealthiest countries in the West blah blah blah. Britain has declined over the last century and the evidence of this is all around us with our crumbling inferior under invested infrastructure to our substandard health system. Britain has also evolved into a low income country with housing prices held high due to artificial shortages. Average families only just manage on two or even more jobs. Average per capita income in the UK is low compared to other comparable countries. All of this has led to a creeping deprivation in the quality of life that has blunted the individual's ability to develop, as a 360 degree human being, by pursuing activities outside the grinding necessity of earning a living. 

That's my view anyway and I would love to hear what others think about it. 

I don't think you'll get too many arguments on those points.

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He’s not giving those babies presents. He’s buying them. They’ll be holding assault rifles in Sierra Leone before they’ve learned to shoplift.

"And I want a moped, and a machete, and some weed, innit?"

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Only after @Old Chap Raasclaat and me threatened the idle MacCunt cunt.

I can keep this shit up until Xmas if I have to; but I almost certainly won't.

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Damn you and your memes. It’s just not fair. 

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

They’d probably go ‘pop’ if they did.

37 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Does the British public suddenly become retarded en masse one month before 25th December?. Does the public only understand if they are spoken to like 5 year olds?

You have to bear in mind the target market.

I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas 🎵

33 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Never, and I repeat never like a post of mine again. You’ve been warned Gollum. 

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

43 minutes ago, Frank said:

I know exactly what I’m doing with my Rocky videos. I’m not sure what your angle is with memes and gifs.

Sap.

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Careful now Baws. You were warned about your use of memes and Gifs just the other day weren’t you?

Would you rather have a Rocky video?

30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’ve been advocating that the navy criss-cross the channel in Phalanx equipped patrol boats for ages. 
And some Orcas. Big fucking pissed off Orcas with behavioural issues.

If only there was a genetic program to cross Amazonian fish, dolphins, and Bengal tigers to produce saltwater sabre-toothed piranhas that could reduce Somali refugees to skeletons in just a few seconds, all the while laughing out of their blowholes like Tommy Cooper on helium.

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And her ‘hoochie mama’ relatives are a pack of feral freeloading cunts as well.

Free money, you say?

7 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Well I've got news for you, they can grandstand and dog whistle all they want, but they will do absolutely NOTHING to stop or even reduce immigration into this country. Don't believe me? Look at Italy with Meloni. One of the most virulently right wing politicians elected in Europe since pre-WW2, she came in promising to 'fermare le barche' and by her own admission has done absolutely fuck all and reneged on most promises.

The optimal solution would be to blow the shitty boats out of the water at every opportunity, and strafe any survivors, but that probably doesn't play too well on the geopolitical stage. Mind you, Israel seem to be getting away with a lot worse presently so it might be worth a try.

On 18/11/2023 at 21:37, entitled little cunt said:

Fuck knows but his kleenex bill must have been colossal. 

What's worse, would you say: Huw Edwards (allegedly) jizzing over one age-inappropriate male; or Russell Brand (allegedly) sexually assaulting dozens of overage girls?

If I'm honest, neither of them seem worthy of a Jimmy Savile "The Reckoning" style tribute mockumentary.