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It will be 5-0 to Australia.

The Aussies left this behind on a recent trip to England.

I have two should I say nightmares that repulsive woman that was at work has come back.

I do really, it's been six long years since they ended. We have more chance of winning the Ashes 0-5 in Australia than I do ending my single days.

Cant answer that but I think colours were introduced for ODI's to liven it up a bit.

I certainly wouldn't go to a school one, I wouldn't waste my time and money getting there. There was one a few years back I believe but best to leave the past where it is.

The weather is shite but shame it weren't like this during those two heavy defeats in the Ashes, the Aussies would have been on the pitch with all the other drips.

It's mostly just desert with five major cities spread around the coasts. I'd definitely go again if given the opportunity.

I'm about as interested in One Direction as what I am Australia winning back the Ashes in 2017/18.

Comparing any woman to my woman is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

I got a hug off her yesterday but it's like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

That 8/15 spell won England the series and was the difference between the sides in all five tests I agree. I would say both teams are the same. Pleased that we came away with the Urn though.

The captain would have got the blame. I would sack him now as he hasn't got a clue.

Hopefully he will now be ditched before the UAE tour against Pakistan and for Christ sake I hope he doesnt go to South Africa, he's not even fit to carry the drinks. We need a new captain and a new opening batsman is my conclusion for this series. It's great to have the Urn back but we did get rather hammered in the two tests we lost.

It sure is, his average in the nine innings he has batted is 12.77. Our spinner has played two less innings and scored more than double. When Australia get these last four wickets today we get our Urn back so it's not all bad.

He failed yet again today.

Don't mean this in a nasty way but how this bloke has managed to play in all five Ashes tests this summer is beyond Science. It would be safe to say that this series has been ten against ten, take Lyth out for us and Clarke out for them.

No. That's very good advice actually.

There's this new brilliant woman at work, best person I've met in 2015. Only problem is she may be a bit young for me, I think is with someone and comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

I've never tried it, about as interesting as losing to Australia in the cricket.

Her version of 'If I Fell' was crap.

Comparing Cilla Black to the Beatles is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

I remember you telling me that before.

I put up a thread about Wasps on the old site, got stung by one five years ago and it took two weeks to get rid of the sting.

She may have been but it looks like I've drifted off course.