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Everything posted by Jiggerycock
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If someone's more of a dick than me, then we have a real problem. I am the biggest dick on this site and it's gonna stay that way even if I have to inject collagen into it for a month. If I have to get a sturgeon to vomit caviar into my swollen membranes so that I have a dick as big as a sturgeon, then that's what I'll do
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Use a toffee hammer on the wanksocks to break up the surface strata - Hey Presto! Fish treacle for the kiddie’s lunch box.