Jiggerycock
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I'm thinking Harvey Keitel in 'Bad Lieutenant' "Show him. Show him with your mouth. Show him how you suck a guys cock. You fucking whore piece of shit - show him!"
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Don't give a fuck about the Miners - work harder in school you stupid cunts But she acquiesced to the lies of the South Yorkshire Police over Hillsborough and for that I hope they dig her up and Wat Tyler skull-fucks her eyehole sockets, whilst Billy Braggs intones a left-wing dirge at volume eleven as a soundtrack, until she prays to a long-dead God who has already abandoned her, for the rest of eternity
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We've got the same round our way. Built a big fuck-off theatre as a willy-waving exercise, to prove how 'fast-lane zeitgeist' they are. Headlining act next week? John Otway
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They don't indicate because they have clutch problem They can't stop 'clutching' their (miniscule) cocks about how they've brown-nosed their way to the 33rd percentile of their shitty corporate ladder at Really Big PLC'
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Caution - Christ-Child on Board....second coming imminent' That'll fox the fuckers , especially those docile twats with a 'fish' sticker on the back Marillion were cunts
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I rather hope they get independence, It'll be a comedy jamboree bigger than any Perrier-award winning, Edingurgh-fixted wankery going on there this summer.
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But then M'Lady P turns up like a human Haze pomander, wafting her fragrant loveliness over the mire, eradicating all the smut like Clit Bang
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Colplay! Look at your pants / See how they're full of poo / an evil smelling goo / and the front is all Yellow
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You bloody liar! Galapagos Turtles are gentle and considerate lovers - just ask Brony.
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(To the tune of 'The Mickey Mouse Club') What is fun, for everyone and never makes a mess? C-U-N. N-I-L. I-N-G-U-S!
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Courvoisier - ain't that one of them fancy lickers?
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The Hattie Jacques-lookalike you mean? "Climb in to every novice Ford every stream (of piss) Follow every thighway 'Til you find your (wet) dream"
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Cheers you cynical cunts! I for one will never watch 'The Sound Of Music' with such innocence ever again!
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After Giuliani cleaned up all the porno out of Times Square, his next order of business was banishing me from Manhattan. He did everything to keep me out of there, even going so far as blowing up the Twin Towers, my favorite landmark. But it hasn't worked, and I have triumphed and I am back to lay waste to the fucking city.
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Can someone let me know if I can buy Totalitarian Coffee? Something from North Korea say, containing the sweat of orphaned children or with A big fuck-off Banksy-style portrait of Pol Pot as the logo? That would appeal to my cruel imperialistic capitalist tastes, even if it tasted like bum-gravy.
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....and, eh batey-fellows. A spot of advice. How, in the name of all that does not suck, do you get another posters quotes into your post? Intuitively it feels like you should just hit the 'Quote' button in the original post then let slip the dogs of war but 'intuitively' in this case works as well as metaphor at a gangbang. Any help greatly appreciated.
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That Louise Mensch always did it for me. Cough my filthy yoghurt over her snooty beak, whilst her husband got Metallica to play 'Enter Sandman' at eleven as an accompaniment.
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Probably with his swarthy, young Moroccan manservant Raoul, sipping Gin Slings naked on a beach in Phuket, unashamed of the spots on his bottom.
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Think we may be in danger of getting bogged down examining the medium, when it's the content that's the important thing. Certainly the quality of bile and invective seems well up to British Kite Mark standards for offensiveness in recent weeks
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There you go, you curmudgeonly git!
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Pregnant with opportunities, rough hew them how we will! All the misery-gutses can kiss my fucking hoop!
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Not for Frank Moloney it isn't - although, I suppose in a genitalia way, it is.
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I love it! Loads of new buttons, functionality and cool stuff you haven't a clue what it does but it's really shiny and gives you the horn. My love gun has collapsed the tri-pronged scrotal mount upon which it was gloriously arrayed.
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Looks like his Samuel Smiles are giving him gyp
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A video of your death (engulfed by a giant salivating pig) will be uploaded onto You Tube and receive one billion hits and one million comments - none of them complimentary.
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Complimentary to the video?
Get a better editor....
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