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ClitWestwood

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  1. They were all posers... Boring little jumped up fuckwits with nothing interesting to say jumping on a bandwagon that was popular for a few years, before it fizzled out and died.
  2. He doesn't like mavericks
  3. I read a story where he allegedly stacked 4 women on top of each other and fingered them all at the same time with his banana fingers lol. The disgusting smelly cunt was French.
  4. Apart from a couple of his sycophantic mates and hanger-on-ers, it seems a lot of the wrestling world are in agreement he's creepy and weird too.
  5. Kenny Omega is one extremely suspect guy, apart from looking like the ancient aliens meme bloke this weirdo loves hanging around in Japan constantly where he has in no particular order: Wrestled 9 year old girls as well as stayed in touch with them from that age till they were teen adults(he is 39 I think), dressed up like a princess, wrestled blow up dolls, wrestled gay male japanese wrestlers in nothing but a thong and boots and stuck his fingers up their arseholes during the match and to top it all off in an interview when asked what Rockstar would he like to be he said Ian Watkins of LostProphets. Definitely not right in the head. An ugly fuck with shit hair too. Wouldn't be my first choice of babysitter and it's not just me who thinks this either.
  6. You probably need to use a pair of tweezers and a high powered industrial microscope every time you take your wrinkly old man cock for a piss you geriatric smack head. 😃
  7. Lemon flavour scampi fries Extra strong?
  8. Why would i be worried about anything? Some cunt from 4 years ago asking about an s2000. And? Anyway I was thinking of wanking myself off with a pair of large MMA gloves tonight and pretending it's Susan Boyle or Andre the giant giving me a hand job, you know for a treat and something different. What do you think of that then?
  9. Does australia even have high streets you fucking dickhead? I under the impression it was a load of flat empty fuck all interspersed by some dreary suburban neighbourhoods and you have to drive 300 miles to find any sort of 'civilisation'. Cunt.
  10. Are you wankered too then? I'm going to have to look up this erroreptyle shit because I'm at a loss.
  11. I'm not sure what any of this means.
  12. I'm not sure I follow at all 🤔
  13. It wasn't 'like' like an airhead from California would use it, calm down. Who are the monsters? It's not that wanker who gets all emotional about farting jack Russel cum across his living room is it?
  14. Didn't McLaren gift Jenson his own personal McLaren P1 and he ended up putting it up for sale for like £2million or something. You are correct about NASCAR but apparently the cars are built here in the UK?
  15. I've been drinking since 7pm give me a fucking break.
  16. I don't follow F1 to be honest so it will fall on deaf ears, the last time i think i knew anything about F1 was when Jensen Button was the current hot thing and obviously Hamilton since then. I saw a Chevrolet Nascar...car? on the back of a trailer a week or two ago, actually not as big as I thought they were.
  17. About 6-7 years ago someone down the street from me had a metallic orange Cosworth RS turbo I think. The few on eBay were worth £20'000 grand back then so god knows what they're worth nowadays.
  18. I don't follow. Fancy a smoke?
  19. I'm a John Player special kind of man.
  20. I bet roadkill has one of these beds and wakes up screeching autistically with his hands flapping everywhere in his Ferrari kids pyjamas on a Saturday morning, when the final part of The Chain by Fleetwood Mac is played over ITV adverts for F1 with cars crashing everywhere 🏎️ 💧🍆
  21. Hey it's Deric Birdman, when do you plan on doing a dunblane you gun toting fuckwit? lol
  22. Chug a few pints of weed killer you cunt 👍
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