Roadkill

*tumbleweed*

He's a man with a severe methamphetamine addiction. He's grossly overweight. And he's a Yank. Why do you need us to tell you he's a cunt? Have you thought that maybe he could be the patron saint of this website? Are you him? Getting off on some sick self-hatred binge? You sick fuck.

Bubba likes you, at least.

Slang for retard.

Well some of us like to argue with old members too. Also to call Punkape fag whenever he's being all faggy.

Nah spackers like sweet food. Cake would be my guess.

Well she lied about being Christian. Old cow had lost her faith and bitched about it in her memoirs before she died.

Nice tat, Bill, really brings out your eyes.

Yes.

Well bitching I guess... just seems odd that your first ever post was about a fat meth head is all.

You joined the site just to bitch about some shitty American show? Or are you another member using an alt ID to vent your deeply suppressed hatred for antiques?

For 20 quid you can't complain, only fault is that the handle isn't actually connected, if you pick it up by there it'll just come out, gotta lift it by the wire clamp thingy on the back. Also I like yellow.

That isn't my house you tit.

Butt stuff, obviously. Better than them getting their hands on any choirboys, though.

Nevermind. It's gone.

OH GOD NO! I... agree... Punkape, I agree!

Is the convenience really worth the price of all those postal working spackers drooling all over the box before you get it?

Now now, Punkape is still in denial about all that.

Na a divin't think a will

Those little twats have been living the high life for years. They've probably not seen another native since they left. Surprised they can still imitate the accent so well, but I guess it's the long romantic conversations they have with each other in bed every night.

Shoulda grabbed one of these from Argos. Got mine two years ago for 20 quid it's a loud bastard but just as good as a Dyson in my opinion.

We pronounce hairy like everyone else. Bikers would be a bit harsher Bike-as instead of Bike-ers. Don't = Divin't Yes = Aye No = Nat Town = Toon Over = Awa Throw = Hoy That's the only real differences in pronunciation. The rest is just harder A's

Propa fly, innint?

Driving around in a Beemer? Rich kid gangstas using mammy and daddy's trust fund to look good. Round mine they're more of the shitty little Corsa with the Halfords Special bodykit and Pound Shop exaust type.