Roadkill

I know I'm so badass. On another note two of my dealers have been robbed recently and had ammonia thrown in their faces. Might be a new trend so warn your guys if you got any. Nasty shit.

Hate when they give you it in loo roll. Prefer baggies

Fuck it if Putin says so...

Tickled Pink, Ann Summers, FetShop... basically all the places you can get lady stuff from have a wide selection on male toys too for both homos and straight

Coz it's fashionable to like fags. People like jumping on bandwagons and making villain figures out of the ones that oppose their beliefs. When it comes to hot topic stuff like sexuality, race and religion there'll always be people who side with the defending party even if they don't fully support the idea. This can be frustrating, but also means they can often be easily manipulated for your entertainment. Besides it's the internet, who honestly gives a fuck what people really think?

I have to admit, it's sickeningly one-sided. It's like social studies at a university. Next people will be talking about micro-transgressions and feminism like they're valid issues. It's the internet, people! Embrace the hate! Use the anonymity that will so soon be a thing of the past! I personally don't like Tibet. I think they're a whiny bunch of pacifist morons who play victim to make China look bad! See! It's great!

"Presently" aww, you think I have potential

I'll admit I have no idea what any of that meant. Did you call me foul?

I remember RE at school. It was taught by some weird grubby looking balding dude who constantly used hand gestures. Used to really creep me the fuck out that guy. Just stopped smoking the gange myself. Four days clean but man oh man am I feeling the itch.

Well this was about Heathrow Airport originally. People just keep asking me where my dick has been. Is this a common thing here?

Male. And I never did oral so do I win?

I think instead of abortion the children should be birthed and then sent to workhouses to perform slave labour. They would've been aborted anyway so who gives a fuck? Also cheap workforce AND food source in times of famine. The Victorians had the right idea 'till they got all liberal and let the Empire crumble...

Punkape... Spunker... It just doesn't work. It's not similar enough... What about... Spunkape?

So... Punkape?

Hey! That wasn't text speak!

I've tried it. Giving and receiving. Never really caught on with me though.

Thanks! This seems like a fun community filled with bitter and hateful people who use well written insults towards each other to mask their insecurities about themselves! ...its fucking beautiful!

The fuck we talking about anyway? Who's Spunkers? I'm new.

Nah we can mirror your superior southern breeding practices pretty well, but we have to be much more careful during thrusting as our gigantic, under-evolved, savage manhoods can sometimes cleave the female right in two. Why do you think Geordie women always smile? Coz they're simple cunts. Simple HAPPY cunts. Not a fucking Mackem, are you?

Fuck the TV's just give them baccy and papers. Added effect of giving them cancer too. Win Win!

But if I smear my shit all over the local police station it's "vandalism"... maybe I'm an aspiring street artist too?

Read a while back in the paper about bin men in Newcastle whingeing because they're being made to actually work their contracted hours instead of just pissing off home early. Good thing Newcastle is a shit hole already. I live there. I know.