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Greg

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  1. Two world wars and you just don't get it. Houthi cunt.
  2. I'm not sure about the whole Epstein fandango. There are 150+ claimants on his estate all claiming they were abused multiple times by well known punters. Many of the claimants have stated they knew it was all video'd. But there's no tapes. All of Jeffrey's employees have said they never saw orgies. Only Ghislaine went down. It doesn't add up.
  3. You've never been to Belfast. Unless it was a discreet visit to Kincora.
  4. At which approved school did you study this?
  5. @Old Chap Raasclaat@ChildeHarold one of you stated you were a supply teacher. Add that to your pathetic snide comments & you don't need to be a High Court Judge to work out one/both of you are bent as a butcher's. And how dare you accuse the great Dick Emery of being 'Transgender'? Look in the mirror son(s).
  6. @ChildeHarold using the Shoreham Killer/Andy Hill story to divert attention from his real love interest, the Soham Killer/Ian Huntly.
  7. I'm fine and dandy thank you. Gypsy said he hadn't encouraged me to commit suicide by hanging, which was a weight off my mind I can tell you. I'm not cliquey but I think Gypsy's the sort of fellow one can trust. Some other cunt posted it, someone with such low self-esteem that he certainly inserts objects up his jap's eye to dull his emotional pain.
  8. Fact is, they already are " 01/01/2024... £400m Glasgow prison to replace Barlinnie given planning green light..."
  9. I've no intention of passing to the other side until I've met you in person. Then, it will be like like Holmes & Moriarty at the Reichenbach Falls. Speaking of maggots up shitters, that will be your final experience before I push you off a cliff somewhere.
  10. I'm not an investigative journalist. The last I heard, "Huw is suffering from serious mental health issues and is receiving in-patient care, where he will remain for the foreseeable future...” Presumably, if he's about to return, he has recovered. He needs to exhibit no shame. The last thing he should do is top himself like that foolish girl who smashed a lamp on her boyfriend's bonce & then succumbed to the media.
  11. Morbidly obese, but she put this down to endocrinology. I can't remember if she was proved to have her fingers in the till, so I will grant her non-Cunt status (albeit deceased) for the time being. Like Huw.
  12. One has to be careful before tarring every presenter with the Beeb paedophilic brush. That cross-eyed old fiddler Cyril from That's Life came into my mind this morning for the first time since adolescence. If Wikipedia is to be trusted, he was not a fiddler at all, but "A Freemason and a successful businessman, who believed it important to diversify in such a fickle business as show business. He was best known for his 'Odd Odes', which later formed a section of the television show That's Life!, a role for which he was approached in error." On balance, Huw deserves a second chance & you should welcome him back, perhaps as a lighthearted children's presenter or something.
  13. Greg

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    Like the Currys sales team you have "an authentically tongue-in-cheek tone". Why don't you eat an instruction manual to gain extra knowledge and cultivate a long beard as a symbol of your (limited) wisdom.
  14. Greg

    HDMI Ports

    Following the launch of the new brand platform "Beyond Techspectations" through a back-to-school campaign in August, Currys is taking humour to the next level in its latest set of brand films. Created by AMV BBDO, "Beyond Techspectations" aims to showcase how Currys consistently goes the extra mile to deliver the best expertise and tech knowledge through its colleagues and the extensive training they receive. Fulling embracing an approach centred around humour, the series of ads are set to show the retailer’s unrivalled tech expertise and its colleagues’ commitment to going above and beyond in the most engaging and memorable way possible, whether that means eating instruction manuals to gain extra knowledge or cultivating long beards as a symbol of their wisdom.The 30" and 15” films, directed by Greg Bell through Red Studios, will run across TV and digital. As part of the media strategy developed by Spark Foundry, shorter formats will offer a snapshot of the campaign on different platforms.Aisling Lancaster, Head of Brand & Advertising at Currys said, “We know that our customers relish the opportunity to get hands-on with all the amazing tech we sell, and our stores are the best possible place to do this. Not only can you try out all the latest products, but you can rely on our colleagues’ unrivalled tech expertise to help find the right tech for you. These ads allow us to playfully show just how far our colleagues are willing to go to make sure they are tuned-in to today’s tech trends, whilst underscoring how valuable this face-to-face service is to our customers.”AMV BBDO’s creative directors on the campaign David Westland and Jeremy Tribe said, “Currys occupies a unique space in tech retail by doubling down on expertise and personal customer service in an increasingly online market. But it takes a really brave, confident client to let us showcase these qualities through stylised comedy. This campaign is a great second outing for the new Beyond Techspectations platform and we look forward to exploring more funny executions as we develop it together with Currys”.Kazimir Brown, Business Director at Spark Foundry UK said, ‘We’re thrilled to launch the newest iteration of the ‘Beyond Techspectations’ platform. Our plan, aimed at driving mass reach through Linear TV, BVOD & Online Video, allows Currys to engage with audiences nationwide in an authentically tongue-in-cheek tone. The media strategy focuses on showcasing the expertise & commitment to quality championed by Currys’ colleagues. Our campaign will deliver this message at national scale, in high-quality & engaging environments utilising 15”, 30” & 60” formats”.
  15. Doesn't look like a quadroon but I'll take your word for it.
  16. Huge Edwards did fuck all. Banged a rent boy & posted a pic of his buttocks. Hardly crimes. The Beeb wanted rid of him because of his 'Whiteness'.
  17. What the fuck is the 'traditional catholic liturgy'? What bodily fluids are involved in this abomination? The blood of Christ & the semen of Father Paddy MacCafferty?
  18. ChildeHarold is an amateur who obviously has never been to the Holy Land.. You go around raping birds, don't moan about it when you hide behind your kids & they get bombed because of it. Actually he's not an amateur, he's a cunt.
  19. The woke thing might eventually come full circle. A remake of Zulu could have Chief Tommy Robinson stamping the ground in front of hordes of EDL lads with spears, facing the old Etonian soldier being played by that rather posh Fergal from Rising Damp.
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