Greg

Kids? Harold, cunts have had more than enough of your Savile-esque fantasies. FUCK YOU you pederast bastard.

A bit like you. Jamaica Road to the Blue? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Have you ever been to Camberwell? You're a fantasist.

You only have yourself to blame, H.

He normally is.

Schismogenisis. We invented it in modern times, used it to good effect in North Belfast & taught the Yanks the basics. Wolfie & Gypsy seem to have dived down this rabbit hole, which I dug for their delectation earlier today.

@ChildeHarold, for God's sake Harold, we're not all septuagenarians. Do you remember Vision On?

@Wolfie @camberwell gypsy I'm telling ma maw. What are you talking about? How the fuck do I know who posted what. Let's discuss this over a pint near Gypsy's. Is The Ring, Ruby Tuesday's or The Gregorian still going?

He was good at the time. I doubt anyone would have known about his activities. Having said that, an old mate of mine who was in Special Branch in the '70s told me Sir Jimmy used a Guinness beer mat as tax disc in his Roller. He was never pulled up for it, they were told to give him some leeway.

Brussels loved us, "HERE COME THE BELGIANS...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"|

Wolfs, you can handle that, being an uphill gardener yourself.

She called the Liverpool plod "institutionally racist", after they described her race as "Caucasian goulash with some exotic spices thrown in.". Calls Israel "fascist". Very popular, 4th safest seat in UK. During her tenure as MP the number of males aged 9-76 in Liverpool Riverside who are banged up has risen from 84.2% to 88.6%.

I have researched Valdo's surname, Calocane. It seems to be a well-known surname in Senegal, Guinea-Bissau &, bizarrely, Wales.

I'm thinking of inviting @Decimus to a Bar Mitzvah.

A pair of stockings and suspenders, an electrical flex and an orange.

Another death row injustice is that Texas banned last meal requests in 2011. Surely a man on his way to the gurney deserves his last supper? "Texas prison officials stopped the practice of letting condemned inmates choose their last meal after a prominent state senator complained about the expansive request from a man executed this week for his role in a notorious dragging death. Lawrence Russell Brewer, who was executed Wednesday for the hate crime slaying of James Byrd Jr. more than a decade ago, asked for two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts. Prison officials said Brewer didn't eat any of it."

Fair comment H. As for politically terminal tories, I had a soft spot for Stephen Milligan MP, whom as you will certainly remember, was found deceased in unusual circumstances... "Milligan was found dead in his house at 64 Black Lion Lane, Hammersmith, London, by his secretary Vera Taggart on 7 February 1994. Milligan had failed to appear in the House of Commons as expected, and so Taggart went to look for him. Milligan's corpse was found naked except for a pair of stockings and suspenders, with an electrical flex tied around his neck, his head covered and an orange in his mouth. It was ruled a death by misadventure."

Counts out @Dyslexic cnut who's buttoned up the back at 6.30pm.

I'm alright Jack.

Used to be called a turtlehead.

I recall the great British press tried to fit up that rather eccentric retired Bristol teacher for murder.

Generalissimo.

Tony Yeo set the standard that has yet to be beaten. I wouldn't slide for Von.

Were you on day release yesterday?

Lovejoy.

Harold, the only thing you've nailed is your penis.