colonelkurtz

that joe cocker could windmill with the best of them ... and could've kicked seven colours of shit out of the blaircunt

why do i always think she looks as though she smells like salt and vinegar crisps ?

absofuckinglutely ..... tattoos and dog fights are all very well ....the riff raff need educating in how to spend "me time"

would love to see his expenses claim ... think they call it "miscellaneous sundries" .. and do you know what ... the fuckers will pay up !

major lance .. .. i shit you not .... is a big name in northern soul circles

what is the problem the meeja have with using the term 'pakistani' in these cases when it's now self evident that the majority of 'asians' involved are from or have family links to that country. i can say as fact that many asians find it offensive to be connected by association with a country they at best are indifferent to and at worst absolutely loathe.

how's about something along the lines of "see that turd" ... is it the result of vindaloo , cancer or dehydration ... and for your bonus prize name the celeb responsible.

rest assured that barrel goes much, much deeper

i didn't ask for sunshine and i got world war three i'm looking over the wall and they're looking at me

the most succinct and say what you see appraisal of the tosspot came from my 8 year old nephews throwaway remark " his name is ... like ...you know .. a fart " - gnnaarff gnnaarff !

arse crack pixellated image editor .... now there's a career not to be sniffed at

not saying everyone who plays golf is a cunt but all the cunts i know play golf

fair point .. but try telling that to them IS and taliban johnnies with all their swirling hemlines , distressed footwear to die for and faux laura ashley prints.

always puzzled me why bellends like trump and johnson are, we are told so revered by joe public as "a bit of a character" and even "one of us" when they would gladly stride over a dying child if there was dosh and/or a fuck in it ... there again maybe i've just answered my own question.

she's fucking behind you ... oh no she ain't ... "treefuckingmendous" ... the telegraph on sunday "absolute tour de force" ... auto trader

He was turned away for not wearing a jacket, tie and shoes, having arrived in a bright floral shirt and a hat. His spokesperson said: "Due to a misunderstanding over dress code, he is disappointed to have missed the final." so .. a cunt is turned away from a cunts convention by the organising cunts .. I'm confused ... good thing , bad thing ?

once got caught downwind on helvellyn as from above some bastards urn was being emptied .... that wainwright cunt never ever warned about that kind of thing did he.

I've never been one for conspiracy theories but my nephew tells me he works at a KFC in Warrington

aussies go fuck yerself

you'll all be sorry when she gets a feckin knighthood ...... or whatever the fuck it is that they dosh out to cackling washed up z list nashnull tresherrs these days.

...... and there's never ever a please , thank you or kiss my arse from the ignorant fucks. Any ballboy/girl would be quite justified in gobbing in the drinks bottles.

he obviously thinks so ... so it must be true !

there ain't half been some clever bastards

repressed namby pamby southern jessies wallowing in 1950's home counties cuntdom ... say what you like about yer man murray .. but he certainly fucked up the 'timothy son of a solicitor' wet dream

pretentious ... moi ? lenny henry