colonelkurtz

...... and then there's the super soaker filled with nitromors stashed in the footwell ... fucking awesome I tell thee !

A cull of QI, Buzzcocks, MTW, Apollo, 8outof10 is what's needed - bunch them all together and call the show "the parade of deluded self indulgent bastards"

Not just the police to be fair ... every fucker these days is so afraid of litigation or human rights violations that 'problem' has now become 'issues' ...'transport' now 'logistics' ...... is a production line worker in a dildo factory a 'sex worker' ? and of course the pyschopathic murderous sack of shit repeat offender with 0% prospect of rehabilitation or remorse is now 'the gentleman in custody' and not forgetting the cheating , lying, thieving, untrustworthy arsewipe is 'member of parliament'.........ok - the last one is fair enough , but you get my drift. Thankfully a cunt is still a cunt the last time I looked !

Concur MD .. utter pish ..and in all probability written by some arsewipe Oxford graduate. When it all gets too much I just stick in a Bilko/Phil Silvers episode and all is well with the world.

See that spoiled bitch in the row over nuts on the S Korean Airlines flight ? ... well she has been slapped with a year in jail - well done SK judiciary ... no fucking about with smart arsed lawyers and human rights bell ends ...not like another nation [let me think] who's judges allow corrupt banker twats, career politicians and war criminals get off with a session of hand wringing and glib 'musn't happen again' bullshittery to be swept under the carpet yet again.

Try sitting behind or even better next to the cunts and loudly humming "Ride of the Valkaries" and yabbering about the smell of napalm in the morning.

to quote my gran (retired ward sister) "what a fucking toilet we've got here then"

But not as much as Bastian Schweinsteiger

Tom Daley tells BBC Sport about a brand new dive to replace his "demon" routine of the backwards 2.5 somersault with 2.5 twists in the piked position.........describes his new routine, a forward 3.5 somersaults with one twist in the piked position, as "like a little firework"....what the fuck is he on about ? - All I know is the last time mrs colonel and I tried that malarky I put my back out something rotten and it was the spare bedroom for weeks.

it's called multi tasking m'lud ...arf arf !

BMW ? ....fuck a duck .... she'd confess to anything rather than admit that !

the usual bbc career path ... see also the parade of countless brown nosers,benders,old boys network,general sycophants and not forgetting the BLT's or whatever it is that the homosexualisticals call themselves these days.

good nom dc ....only yesterday while sat behind a bloke in a morris minor traveller i found myself thinking to myself " what a lucky cunt " !

mike - i have to confess to being a football fan - and believe me many of us constantly talk out of our arses - and often at great length !

since the cunt has loadsamoney and is the dumbfuck muuricans version of royalty he is more than likely get away with the alleged charges.

dj be like - "ok you bunch of fucks ...this is the last time i bring along my portable record player ... do you know the trouble i have just to get the cunting thing down the fucking stairs .... and all so that sister lardarse there can wobble on and request "come on eileen" [geddit!] for fucks sake !

this is an ecumenical matter

The verbal wank that the twat of a presenter comes out with while the pretentious tossers [always without exception Jacinta and Dominic types] nod in smug self satisfied agreement is always guaranteed to raise a rant from yours truly although mrs colonel seems transfixed by this shite.For every brown nosing mention of sympathetically distressed weatherboarding or delightfully evocative yet uber functional lighting I find myself having another swig and hurling foul mouthed insults at the tv. Thank fuck for "On the Buses" itv3, itv3+1 weekdays, on line anytime you desire and often available in most formats at Lidl media , technology and entertainment section.

l .... like the gormless cunts who drive round for 20 miles looking for the cheapest fuel while pissing away twice the 'saving'

bunch of aristo inbred fuckers - no more no less - who have had several fruitless attempts over the years to go the pr route and reinvent themselves - but just look at the cunts - a king in waiting whose been a fecking old fogey since he was 14 with siblings who do fuck all and a parade of mind boggling hangers on and liggers . i could rant on but shopping with mrs colonel beckons

the name always sounded like a victorian porn star

i'm informed by mrs colonel that it's well known in girlie world that yer man lloyd webber , who has fucked his way through a mile or two of quim , resembles a fecking tripod when he's in heat - so looks apparently are secondary [daresay £800m or so tucked away at natwest helps as well]

.... well , mish moneypenny , you're a shite for shore eyes.

the old boys and girls network will always ensure the nonces,bankers,politicians and the sea of shit they have created will , as usual , get swept under the carpet - and as jiggers observes above there's always x factor,page 3 and the lottery for the plebs.