colonelkurtz

here comes the summer !

sky news 21/01/15 "unnatural sex" file from 1980's discovered tucked away in national archives naming prominent public figures but mysteriously not made available to the child abuse enquiry [ if the management ever get round to organising one ! ] "Sir Bernard would not name the individual, but said: "I asked him about it and he denied it, so no, I didn't do anything else. What was the alternative?" ..... well that's fine and dandy old chap. The alternative , you arsewipe , knowing that lying would be second nature to the cunt was to take it further because he would certainly be as deceitful and devious as a fellow cunt like yourself ingham - although those very qualities would be just the ticket if working for thatcher and every pm since.

...let them eat carrot cake i say

you cunt ...i've just spilt my brew laughing at that one !

...... ... building snowmen is deemed blasphemous according to the some top lad mussie clerics intrpretation of Islam ....but here's the best bit - the cunt's in Saudi Arabia for fecks sake where snowmen are all the rage! ...he's probably thinking of the indoor snow dome,ski slope and leisure centre in Medina where he swans off to with the missus and kids and members of the royal family on the weekend while the rest of the believers are busy doing something useful.

but we know better don't we .... smug fun lovin criminal cunts that we are

bunch of them in the garden right now ..... cunts !

There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply Oh just remember I don't decide I got no reason it's all too much You'll always find us out to lunch

we always invite past retired colleague cunts to the team christmas meal / piss up and proceedings always begin with the " let's see who's snuffed it " head count

shallow i know - and maybe it's just me - but you know those words which if you keep repeating become to sound funny for no reason - "binyamin netanyahu" ...- is it a cocktail ,a moon of jupiter,an inflammation of the digestive tract ?

try saying "it's a nice morning" to someone in murrica at 1205 hrs and you'll get a lawsuit slapped on you.

take me out ? ... no fecking problem - let the cunts face see the rapidly approaching length of rough sawn 4x2

hrh the queen is known to masticate every mouthful 24 times

..... " well , the main option open to you jessiecunt m'dear is just fuck right off and eat elsewhere - you pretentious cunt " - usually does the trick.

providing this would not constitute an infringement of copyright law it does hold a certain appeal

i always go by the checkout staff fuckability quotient ... never let me down yet !

Just watch the shit hit the fan when the radicals " wrong kind of muslim " cleansing process spreads from the middle east ... because it will happen ... and guess who the so called moderate muslim majority will come to for help ?

...what the fuck is he ? ... token toff ... national treasure ...the next james bond ...cunt ?

on your marks , get set ...

like westcunty once said - you'd never get that nice jane asher being vulgar - because she was nice she was and also never went near a mars bar in her life

fannies come preshaved at birth when you're a toff

she's a shite footballer as well ... nothing like as good as her grandad

rarely does anyone make me almost believe in all the mumbo jumbo bollocks about evil spirits and malevolent forces as much as this sack of shite.

my late lamented nans response was invariably " ooh ..how common "

stopped listening to R2 many moons ago at the onset of the evans - vine - wright daily cuntfest - but inadvertedly tuned in last weekend and fuck me , just when you thought things can't get any worse ...... tony bastarding cunt fucking blackburn for fucks sake with his special brand of auralwank excuse for a programme. these fuckers must knock one out all over the mixing desk every time they get the chance to mention their own fucking name.