Mrs Roops

Shit spelling and grammar isn't the issue for me as I've always struggled with written English myself. What raised my suspicions was someone behaving like a naïve forum fumbler on one hand yet has quickly mastered some technicalities on the other.

Its the whole ethos of contracting out services that should be handled by the state. Armed Forces recruitment is one of many state functions that has served the country poorly since out-sourcing contracts have been awarded, ostensibly for reasons of efficiency and cost savings. Outsourcers may well pitch that they can effectively manage an agency at less cost but a 30% profit margin has to be factored in to make the project viable to them. Obviously standards will fall as a result. Witness the disintegration of judicial services such as forensics, court translators and incredibly, the probation service.

Hmm, I missed this, @Monumental cunt, no matter how much you replace letters with symbols, the message still contravenes Rule 12, an issue that has caused you trouble before. Cease and desist please.

Let me apologise in advance if I'm completely wrong, but you are showing all the symptoms of someone wearing an ill-fitting disguise. If that is the case I could find out whose hand is inside the sock but it will take a certain amount of my precious time to drill through the internal IP address you're using. Just come clean, PM me and I'll simply euthanize the account with discretion assured. If ultimately I have to spend time to investigate and come up with the sock puppet master, I'll go postal.

Good god no. Sir Barry, world renowned Oxford academic and knight of the realm, champion of Britain's architectural heritage, keeper of the country's ancient monuments and, so it seems, regular dining companion of MC. We were reliably informed by the noir-hating, serial wife-procurement specialist that whilst partaking in an agreeable first course of Brown Windsor soup that MC discussed the difficulty he had with local planning laws in attaching a Safe-Style lean-to conservatory to his 16th century detached Cotswold stone farmhouse located in an area of outstanding natural beauty. Apparently Sir Barry thought the local planning officers had no right to object to anyone wishing build a plastic and glass carbuncle onto a grade II* listed building. Its understood that over the rack of lamb the two also discussed MC's wholly reasonable application to site a fracking rig in the middle of the Stonehenge circle.

Unfortunately most of the puntership found out that its plausible that you are a man who suffers the ignominy of being means tested from time to time. The red herrings were understandable given the circumstances.

I think we all learned the lesson, that you are a massive bullshitter who tripped himself so many times it was starting to be embarrassing.

You do now...

Don't worry, I understand why you desperately want to deflect, we don't want another Limestonegate or even another Barrygate.

It was a synonym that has nothing to do with salary, oh never mind.

The thought that you are a involved In NSIPs is actually frightening. Really? I have more confidence with Trump having access to the nuke button...

Definitely not.

No

There is a faintly familiar style and geographical location but I can't count that as evidence strong enough to satisfy the balance of probabilities test.

His demise was the digital equivalent of being immersed in an acid bath whilst still alive. The ID tags still remain though.

I think you mean Lotus 1 2 3. As I said, I've never attended a planning inquiry in my life, so I'm willing to draw on your extensive experience. I'm intrigued as to what would constitute an unconventional as opposed to a conventional planning application though, consequently I would be grateful if you could share your knowledge. I note that you first said you were attending a public inquiry (which covers many things), then it was a planning inquiry (hence the Planning Inspectorate list), now its a planning application, presumably to a Local Council. TBH, I'm a bit confused though probably not as much as you.

You got me there. I've never attended a planning inquiry in my life, its um, beneath my pay grade. I append the current list of inquiries from the Planning Inspectorate. The list changes frequently but was last updated 6th December inst. If you want, I could forward same in CSV or ODS format but you did say you don't use computers in your line of work. Not much going on right now, surely you're not involved in an enforcement appeal?

Chew on this then - removed from site.

...which doesn't answer the question. @Kunte Kinte, its accepted that there will be some friction on a bitch 'n' moan site like this but you seem to go out of your way to cause problems. Wind your neck in and use the site for which it was designed for, otherwise your life expectancy at The Corner will be shorter than those enjoyed by the Innocents of Bethlehem, Judea around this time 2018 years ago.

We've crossed swords before, yes? Where do you stand on secessionist Biafra?

Having re-read the thread, I would say the only person derailing the nom is you, so be grateful your ass wasn't coolered. I haven't checked, but under the Punkape.exe control provisions I'm pretty sure you would be out for several months under the totting up procedure for previous offences. Count yourself lucky.

As long as I'm not the flid in the games equation rules.

Neither, it was a mission to try and salvage a financial mess caused by the then President of Venezuela, one Hugo Chavez. My protection detail were former Spanish Foreign Legion personnel. Most of their clients were like me, reps from foreign businesses who could do little than watch their firm's investment disappear down the plug hole.

The only person you'll be fucking is yourself, calm down.

The most nerve-wracking three days of my life was in Maracaibo and to use the vernacular, I was packing heat - completely unnecessary IMO as my employers also provided a security detail, who I was reliably informed, would look after me. They did look very capable and was reassured by how calm they were, almost nonchalant in fact. Nonetheless, I was pleased when I left the country.