camberwell gypsy

Drop them through a corrugated roof would be better

Ah! the old Per Curiam.

I've seen many so called 'Ard men' who go around threatening people and acting the bollocks and get away with it because nobody has the bottle to front them. Since I've yet to see Mr Jones in action I'll reserve judgement. Jones v Reed in his younger day would have been interesting.

That's Catford

Lee Evans? Is he that sweaty, unfunny Norman Wisdom wannabe who for some unknown reason sold out the O2 a few years back?

I would like to see someone front Vinnie Jones just to see if he has the minerals for it.

Already have a Bill Stickers range that does that. Called "my little cunty"

Reminds me of that episode of 'Extras' where Ross Kemp is telling everyone what a hard bastard he is and was in the SAS. Vinnie Jones is filming next door and hears that Kemp reckons he'd kick the shit out of him. Jones confronts him and Kemp shits himself. I know it's only fiction but I can imagine DD being like it.

What like Mr Humphries on Are you being served?

Danny Dyer is Britain's equivalent of Steven Segal: when you see a film has him in it you know it's going to be shit.

Yoo 'avin a bubble? Fer faaaaak sake!!!!!

Oooooh

Thank god for tenas

Is this another one of Franks videos?

My nan used to wander up the shops in a night gown usually ending up arguing and throwing fruit at a stall holder. In the end the psychiatric unit had to lock her in

I take it men wearing PJ's isn't ok as well Ed?

Wish I could upload the TOTP video of him doing coocachoo but can't on my phone. Hint hint

I remember it well. My coocachoo was my first record I bought. Well gran got it for me. Woolworths security guards couldn't catch her Anyway: I saw him on TOTP singing it and I thought he was fucking cool. My first crush.

I used to make Nesquick sarnies when I were a kid. Banana powder between two slices of mothers pride. Until fucking social services raided our caravan site.

Or Alvin Stardust

I did that once when out with one of the toddlers. She was screaming so I grabbed a box of baby biscuits and gave her one and paid for it on the way out. Ok so I forgot to pay for all the items I stashed under the push chair and up my jumper but we're all human.

He should stick to dancing and doing that crappy mime game show with Michael Aspirin

I was in a pub years ago when a bearded bastard walked in with two huge fuck off bloodhounds of some sort. The fucker decided to purchase a bag of crisps with his beer. As he sat there scoffing the crisps, the two dogs sat there watching him and started drooling. By the time he finished, each dog had a pair of white foamy drool strings hanging from their mouths. Then at precisely the same time shook their heads vigorously, sending the drool spraying all over the place. Up the walls, ceiling and over some poor cunt on the next table tucking into a steak and ale pie. Fucking hilarious

Like Tom Jones?

Didn't everyone think Napoleon was about 4f 6 inch because the French measured his body in their system?