camberwell gypsy

It's been taken down

Well goodness gracious me old fruit.

I don't get any now because I never give my number when I buy online. What I do when I have to enter a number is I put down the number of a PPI company. Or Frank's number.

Jesus Christ. I didn't think you were going through with it.

Yes

I've had a phone call from someone called Mike from a PPI company asking me if I had a PPI. I told him to shove the phone up his arse. That's how I deal with these bastards. Don't get me started on cunts ringing up about accident compensation either.

Hate to admit it but I agree. The only funny woman was Joan Rivers because she used to rip the fuck out of everyone

Should've done

My friend dragged me along to see it. Same characters and same jokes. All around me were people fucking rolling around laughing. Am I a miserable cunt or was I the only one with a fucking sense of humour in the whole place?

Brilliant. Thank Christ I had my tena in place. Fucking funny

Off topic but, I went to see The Catherine Tate show at the Hammersmith Apollo tonight. What a load of shit!

No dear. That was Dial a ride taking her to the diabetes clinic to get her pulses checked.

Maybe members will start to dissappear

What makes me smile is the fucking shit for brains arseholes who claim to have been abducted by aliens. After travelling millions of light years to our rock, who do they grab? Do they grab the pre eminent scientific minds? The great thinkers of our species? No. They abduct some vest wearing, beer swigging red neck from Arkansas or a fucking gas fitter from Ebdon Bridge. E.T is a home phoning cunt.

I can't believe it's not bullshit

I think both Lindbergh babies were ugly when they found them

Which one?

Ahhhh! You're not my uncle Frank are you?

What the fuck does that mean?

So would you be if you hung around with that thick cunt shaggy.

I love my two pit bulls. ...er.....mastiffs. And they love me. Well they rarely bite me.

My mum loved listening to that programme. Every Sunday I'd be playing with my dollies on the floor and she'd have that on. No wonder I'd hit the sauce years later.

Wasn't he on "Singh something simple" on Radio 2? I'll get me kameer shameez.

Be careful DB. The cunt will have you working in the toy department if you're not careful

Sorry I don't have a clue what this is about. But reading what withers has put I couldn't give a shit.