camberwell gypsy

Oh dear oh dear oh dear Bedbug. You've scored an own goal already. On making your objection to being called 'bedbuggers', you will probably be cunted mercilessly. You see, on this site you have to accept whatever name you're given. My names are gyppo, Gypps, cambers or some of Franks which usually include 'smelly, fanny, minge and rancid' to name a few. Just marking your card. Like some lucky 'eather sir?

Doesn't Sir Lenwood fucking Henry come from Dudley?

I understand property in Aleppo is cheap at the moment. Although you may need double glazing to keep out the noise.

Like that dodgy haired, ropey songwriter Paul Weller

Never been to Marrakesh but been to Agidir and that was a shithole

Canalager is my favourite artist

I'll fetch your manteau

Is that the German high command's 1937 beano to Blackpool?

A informative review TSD. What's you're view on Athens?

Please tell me you don't watch Strictly cunt dancing!

Ah. Thanks

That's not Frank. That's Joe 90

Where can I find the bow balls stuff?

Frank I honestly don't give a shit about Bill. He doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned. But I'll have a look as I'm not up to spec on it.

Wheesht

Did a Guinness lorry knock him off his pushbike?

Oh don't tell me JackoTC is one of Franks nom de plume's?

Wheesht

Never heard of you

I think Francine that you may be mistaking me for someone who gives a fuck.

Matt Skelton? Never.....wait for it, wait for it.... Never heard of him

I had you down as a Nick Skelton man.

Can I get my coat?

I supposed he's done it for the trill of it eh?

If he has had his ears chopped off, what does he hang his spectacles on?