Its all the bloody adverts that have snow in them. The last time I remember having snow at Christmas was about 1970. And no fucking cocaine comments please!
Take your clothes off and start strumming. The fucker will have to use his left hand to steer the thing. It'll probably ended up losing control and crashing into a neighbour's fishpond.
It's the fucking idiots who start up a conversation with the cashier who makes my piss freeze. They've paid but stand there talking about their daughter getting a new hose for the garden. Who fucking cares? The cashier don't that's for sure
I have yet to go through one of these without getting bollocked by the bitch "Unexpected item in bagging area" is the usual one. Why is it unexpected? I've fucking swiped it! One day I'm going to take a hammer to one of these things.
Can I ask Frank; is that you in your avatar or that fat greek pianist who had spewed out a load of 80s shite with squeeky voiced dwarf Jon Anderson from Yes?