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camberwell gypsy

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  1. Its all the bloody adverts that have snow in them. The last time I remember having snow at Christmas was about 1970. And no fucking cocaine comments please!
  2. It amazes me how much money is pumped into Africa and still people are starving and dying.
  3. Take your clothes off and start strumming. The fucker will have to use his left hand to steer the thing. It'll probably ended up losing control and crashing into a neighbour's fishpond.
  4. I used to think Duran duran were crap but these take the fucking cake!
  5. Deceased vinyl spinner and marathon runner, liked children.......Jimmy Savile
  6. The hose story is true. Not often but it has happened particularly in the mini mart
  7. You haven't paid me for the last session yet.
  8. Maybe its Satan who nicks your brandy? Or maybe Mrs Jazz?
  9. Sorry I thought those noises turned you on? I'll be quiet from now on then!
  10. I'll have to crawl about in the attic space for my tree and deckies. Hopefully I might find my sandal that I lost last year.
  11. It's the fucking idiots who start up a conversation with the cashier who makes my piss freeze. They've paid but stand there talking about their daughter getting a new hose for the garden. Who fucking cares? The cashier don't that's for sure
  12. Any man who upsets me and it will be bollocks!
  13. I have yet to go through one of these without getting bollocked by the bitch "Unexpected item in bagging area" is the usual one. Why is it unexpected? I've fucking swiped it! One day I'm going to take a hammer to one of these things.
  14. If its a hotpoint they'll have to get a service engineer out within 3 months. Fucking useless Hotpoint
  15. We didn't have laxatives. My mum sat me on the potty and tell me a ghost story!
  16. Can I ask Frank; is that you in your avatar or that fat greek pianist who had spewed out a load of 80s shite with squeeky voiced dwarf Jon Anderson from Yes?
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