camberwell gypsy

Shithole

Walking around with a screwdriver stuck in their neck would have been a good halloween costume

Sounds like the muscular sphincter at the base of your Bishop is fucked

Broney just uses a bag of jelly babies and "Do you wanna see my pony" line

9.45 there was a ring at the door. Opened it and there were 2 kids of around 6 and 7 years old and at the end at the gate were their parents grinning like fucking divs. I said that it was rather late and they told me that they had been at drama class and were very upset not to go out trick or treating. Oh and the mum was wearing a witches hat. Middle class fuckwits I have to put up with

They're good in preventing Urinary tract infections

I'll think I'll drive the big "fuck off" jeep with the huge "fuck off" bull-bars today- Marc Bolan 16/9/77

Just keep those fucking eastern european gyppos out. They give us a bad name

You have a way with words you silver tongued cavalier!

It would have been 5 but I was out!

I'm beginning to lose interest.

My aunt Sadie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

The only problems I have on the very rare occasions I shop at them is with the fucking self checkout. "Item removed from bagging area" "Authorisation needed" "assistance required" Item removed from bagging area". And then the alarm goes off as I leave. Shit!!!

No. Gypsy's curse. Witches do spells!

I think he should be nuked from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!

Fucking football!!!!

Shall I put a curse on him?

nice.

Never wear them

When I saw the title of this nom I thought it was going to be sexist diatribe aimed at women. I didnt realise it was actually about crumpets

I don't have a blazer

My grandad hated foreigners. Particularly Italians. "Not much use in a fight" he said.

RICKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! DO WOT? I AINT DUN NUFFINK! ALLO MA ITS ME YA SON NICK!RICKEEEEEEEEEEE! IM LEAVIN' WALFORD!!!!DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDDDDUNDADADADADAAAAAAA! 'ALLO BRUV! 'ALLO LUV SAME AGAIN???? RICKEEEEEEEE!

She reminds me of my aunt Sadie's gravy: Unbelievably thick.