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At least Gladstone had some talent.

Where's that cunt jaws when you need it?

re. I'd rather go to a cancer ward It could be arranged...

Can't sing either, Scouse cunt!

Fuck, Adrian's a cunts name. If my parents had named me 'Adrian' I'd probably want to stab someone, probably my parents!

I read somewhere that a whinny MP was saying it wouldn't have happened if they'd kept the gate to the Palace of Westminter locked. Well, as long as you over-paid, EU refugee loving, windbags are ok, eh? Self-serving cunts!

Coffee is for cunts, you only have to watch 'Friends' to see that. And while I'm at it, is it any fucking wonder that everyone's hyper-fucking-active and looking for a fight, if they're all chugging that shitty brown(gay, with a cinnamon sprinkle) liquid?

Utter shite, I turn the channel when the adverts come on (obviously that's not too often as commercial television is for retards, students and dole wallahs) and I also turn the fucking sound off as well, recently all the comercial channels seem to be in sync with their ad breaks, cunts!

Chance would be a fine thing...

Try telling them that in Russia...

What's with all these beardy cunts, has the price of razors become so prohibitive?

Bingo's for cunts, don't talk to me about fucking Mecca, those cunts steal all the wife's dole money, there's never anything left for my ciggies and booze!

autocorrect is a kumt

Fucking expensive and taste like they're full of roadkill, the contents were probably scraped from the tarmac, put through a tree shredder and boiled in an oil-drum, before being chucked into a cheap Tesco pastry case and sold to any unsuspecting toff wannabe who happens to be passing. .

Obviously not, Marty Feldman was at least slightly amusing.

Nothing's alright with Jonathan Ross, the foppish, floppy-haired cunt.

I suppose you'll be wanting a gender reassignment to go with that then, you fairy cunt.

With all that 'fishy' activity going on in the vicinity it definitely smells a bit cuntish.

to wash the taste of Lambrini, greasy chips and jizz out of their mouths.

So I posted a comment on a Guardian music blog, and almost immediately it gets pulled. Why? Because I used the word 'cunt' in reference to egotistical pop star Robbie Williams. I mean, what other word would have been appropriate to describe that talentless, fat cunt from the ice-cream munching boy band Take That? And while I'm at it, WTF happened to free speech, the Guardian, fine upholders of civil liberties and people's rights to express themselves as they see fit, unless it goes against their leftie, politically correct doctrine. Also, WTF is some cunt doing moderating a blog on New Years Day, has the sad Billy no mates cunt got nothing better to do?

'so I fiddled with the knobs for a minute' It was a gay orgy then, was it? No surprise there, then.

You got a toothbrush?

A true likeness!

Are you her fucking agent? Just(bi)curious!