Jump to content
CUNTS CORNER TWITTER ACCOUNT ID @CuntsCorner ×
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

and

Members
  • Posts

    4,547
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by and

  1. Oh, come on, the only men who can cook properly are fuckin' benders.
  2. The only reason you don't is because the Windrush (unfortunately) didn't do return trips!
  3. Why the fuck would you want a girlfriend, when you've got a sheep? 🐑
  4. Who's steering the boat? It certainly won't be the Captain or his crew. (out of interest, does anybody know how many female officers there are in charge of a ship?)
  5. Any woman worth her salt would realise I'm in need of a decent meal, and set to making a feast worth savouring. That's what they were put on this fuckin' planet for!
  6. Not me. I think you're a greatly misunderstood, even-tempered, salt-of-the-earth type, with incredible insight on the problems we are facing in British society today. You would probably be better employed standing for parliament. I'd certainly vote for you.
  7. Since the injections, I've noticed a startling side effect, my cock got bigger and harder than ever before, problem is, it only lasts about a minute. Ah well, swings and roundabouts...
  8. 'When I asked the now-psychic where the £2,000 actually came from, he said it was payment for a modelling job he had been offered.' He got it from sucking-off some Arab Prince around the back of Harrods, that would be closer to the truth.
  9. That is fucking gross! Nobody is that desperate, are they?
  10. Indeed, it is, and that's about as close as a white British cunt, on the council waiting list, will get to one.
  11. The only good Yorkshire lad is six feet under the sod (hopefully with his slag of a wife lying beside him) 😈
  12. Who do we know with enough experience to comment on these matters? Ah, yes...
  13. Are they cloning these cunts, they all look the fuckin' same to me?
  14. Don't know, the cunts all look the fuckin' same to me!
  15. Harsh! What do you expect for £7.50 per setting?
  16. You didn't promise to marry the cunt at the height of passion, did you? You soppy fucker!
  17. That's similar, but not really what I was getting at. Aldi do a very nice Macaroni Cheese that says 'Serves 2', when the girlfriend isn't staying the night, I cut it in half, thereby getting two meals out of it (what can a poor boy do?)
  18. On the home page it says 'The place to name the Cunts of the World!!!', that's what I was doing. BTW, are you stalking me?
  19. He's a narcissistic A.I. bot, just vicious rhetoric without any soul or compassion. That's what they're breeding these days.
×
×
  • Create New...