and

19 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I'm going to wear a banana skin over my cock.Totally natural , Its renewable and has a low carbon cock print .I can  sell them for £85.00 each in Bristol and Brighton.

Do you have anything in an Extra-Large?

(asking for a friend)

As purveyors of over-priced tat for the gullible, they should do pretty well.

Gianni Versace was a cunt.

First they came for the Communists,

and I didn’t speak up,

because I wasn’t a Communist.

Then they came for the Jews,

and I didn’t speak up,

because I wasn’t a Jew.

Then they came for the Catholics,

and I didn’t speak up,

because I was a Protestant.

Then they came for me,

and by that time there was no one

left to speak up for me.

5 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

And how can I begin to improve other than drinking bleach/killing myself?

Works for me.

10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

The thick cunt seems to think he's here to pass judgment and diagnose other members

Try reading some of your own previous posts, hypocrite.

Self-awareness ain't your strong point, is it?

17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

 

Aren't they just rebodied BMW's with even more costly servicing ?.Modern stuff leaves me cold , I'm trying to think of an exception but I can't .

I know fuck-all about cars.

Every time I park my 'year old Bentley' outside my basement flat, some cunt vandalises it, I think I'm going to trade it in for something less conspicuous, maybe Aston Martin, or an E-Type Jag.

18 hours ago, Decimus said:

and above all else get someone literate to proof read your abject bollocks before inflicting it on us.

But @Wolfie's already got more clients than he can cope with, maybe you'd like the job?

47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Because you and R-soles are deliberately putting him there to annoy everybody else.

 You’re hitting the like button for any old shit just to provoke a reaction from @Wolfie, @Old Chap Raasclaat, @Dyslexic cnut and virtually every other member. Fuck off.

Well, Eric, I had more faith in you to see through all this bullshit, dick-swinging nonsense, perpetrated by the Boys Club.

Sadly, you've been taken in.

You're taking it far too seriously, it ain't life or death, it's Cunts Corner, FFS.

The cunts get 'provoked' because that's what they want, something or somebody to have a dig at, what else would they do, discuss the merits of year-old Bentley's, who on tv they'd like to poke or the next England manager, you can get that shite in any tap-room in England.

Maybe you should join The Garrick Club?

39 minutes ago, Frank said:

Mike, this is a really bad nomination. Somebody's got to say it. Is there something wrong with you?

He's just had a failed cock amputation. 🍒🩹

3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's the year 2041, @and and @Penny Farthing are still mentioning/@ing certain members all the time and talking utter shite respectively, @entitled little cunt is still trying to dictate who should be a member and learning to spell and @ChildeHarold is still hoping to get a job as a caretaker at a girls secondary school. 

What a shit future to look forward to... Listen you quartet of utter cunts, you really are the dregs of the corner. Hated by regular members and potential members alike, with nothing to offer other than petty trolling and nominations with spastic spelling. 

I wish you were all dead. 

Fuck off.

Alright Windrush, how's it going?

14 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

She looks to be a raver

Let's ask an expert, how could any woman resist a man with a 'year old Bentley'?

Paging @Dyslexic cnut Lol, lol, lol 

15 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

The daily changing of your idiotic avatar image, combined with the fact you’re commenting on a 9 year old post, indicate you have nothing better to do with your pathetic existence than to spend it trawling through old nominations and posting fucking drivel. Weird little cunt.

A bit like most who come on here to spout their nonsense about this, that and the other.

What's your excuse, Tinkerbelle? 🧚‍♂️

14 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

The BBC really are pushing the queer boat out .I kissed a girl , a  dating show for rug worshipers and Eurovision, the musical gayfest .What is the percentage of gays in the UK population,  5% maybe ?.Unless the BBC are hoping straight males are going to tune in to wank over lesbo's I can't really see why taxpayers money,  and lots of it , has been spunked up the queer cottage wall.Is the BBC attempting to brainwash the majority into wanting a bit of same sex carnel miss appropriation ?.Are they hoping that Dave will return home from work and say to his wife "I'm just popping out to get a bit of cock before dinner because it's a totally normal thing to do " .The general public are already stupid enough to clap anyone who declares "I'm gay " as they hop and skip over the hills like Julie Andrews .Those who come out do so expecting a round of fucking applause .It's time people stood up and stated "we dont give a fuck who you're fucking , it's none of our fucking business you sociopathic  spunk gurgling cunt" .

Thankyou .

You're probably right in that assumption, but the BBC organisation is probably 25% gay. The entertainment industry in general seems to be a haven for shirt-lifters and rug-munchers, I guess it goes with the territory, all that dressing up, pretending to be someone else, and wearing makeup, it's bound to have some sort of effect on the psyche, look what happened to @Old Chap Raasclaat, it's obvious when you think about it.

18 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

He's the clit-licker. But then again, aren't we all?

Do Poodles have clits? 🐩

14 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

He's the clit-licker. But then again, aren't we all?

Aside from @and, whose perpetual references to wanking and spunk confirm he's something of a Jap's eye junkie. The fascination with scat comes naturally, of course. 

5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

That's why you've never had and never will have a girlfriend. Lol. 

Now all we need is @Wolfie to put a like on your comment and you'll probably be certain of a sex partner tonight.

Ain't love wonderful?

On 30/11/2014 at 15:57, Decimus said:

People need to know that no matter how much of a disgusting pervert they are, if Keith has found a home with us, so can they.

My, how times have changed...

18 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

That's the worst chat up line I've ever heard .

He's like a love-sick teenager, he's obsessed and can't leave you alone.

What have you done to encourage this behaviour?

17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I think its fucking expensive   that's what I think .Haven't you heard of primark.

FUKC Primark (see what I did there?), what about these beauties? 

https://www.aldi.co.uk/crane-outdoor-men's-t-shirt/p/830853779419600

1 hour ago, Major Cunt said:

I'm blown away with your grasp of sarcasm

He's a very sincere and honest person, I can understand how he's been hurt by your constant, uncalled-for aggression, towards him, you ought to be ashamed, you black-hearted cunt. 🖤

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He'd die of boredom before one turned up.

Either that, or they'd miss his stop completely, inconsistent cunts.🚏🚌

10 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Stalks would be a more appropriate

You say tomato, I say fuck you, Monkey man. Lol

10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Harold, you demented fucking idiot, you do realise the only girlfriend @andhas had was the one he made up don't you? She works at Billingsgate and he sometimes visits her there. 

Lol. 

My online life is closer to reality than you think, Windrush, I certainly don't pretend to be a different race to elicit sympathy from a shower of cunts. Lol lol lol

10 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Maybe if I stuck my knob in your ear,  that could end your barren time ?.

It's all getting rather personal, and we still haven't been introduced.

24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

The only thing you’ve destroyed lately is that Angolan’s ring piece and your own credibility on here. Get fucked.

What colour is your 'year old Bentley'?

(asking for a friend)

BTW, get fucked!

36 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Tunes that you wanked to?

Can you actually 'wank' to a tune?

Personally, I'd require visual stimulation, rather than aural, even listening to Donna Summer simulating orgasms back in the day didn't give me a stiffy.