Decimus

Did you see that godawful fucking remake with Will "Getting Niggy With it" Smith in?

Any kids there?

Currently travelling home from a course on a sweatbox of a train completely packed full of fucking idiots from Norfolk who have spent the day in "that there London" and are suitably excited like a group of fucking Neanderthals who have been confronted with a tin opener. Some tattooed, disgusting fucking slapper of a mother has dumped her two kids on my table whilst she has swanned further up the aisle to sit with her husband. I've now spent an hour with some tart's kids completely against my fucking will and if I had a gun I'd shoot her, her ugly fucking kids and everyone else on the train. I hope the next time this stupid slag inflicts her children on passengers she sits them with a brutal nonce who abducts them and fucking kills them dead.

The only box I want to see him in is one six feet under and alive with maggots.

I suffered the indignation of Mumford and Sons in Mrs D's cuntmobile for a period of three months a number of years ago. I almost look back on it with fondness now that she's in her George Ezra phase.

A face like a maris piper set alight and still burning. What a complete and utter fucking shitcunt. That being said, I detest the homeless.

The deficit will be made up with arms deals made with Eire. Come the final fruition of the Ireland 2040 plan, your security forces will need to be armed to the fucking teeth to protect the Irish minority from a homegrown Mujahideen. Leo and the rest of his merry crew of arse bandits will also need to be permanently dosed up with British manufactured amyl nitrite now he's successfully cuckolded your society.

@Punkape, give us a nom.@Punkape @Punkape give us a nom.

Six of the winning team are black Africans. You should have a word with the jubilant cunts in whatever outhouse it is that you're drinking in. The majority of them appear to be of a north Frankish phenotype, and their actual genetic contribution to the victory equates to nil points. They're as bad as the rag heads on the BBC insincerely screaming "ENGLAND!". Fuck off, Withers.

Hardly. Monumental began his football career at Crewe Alexandra in 1995 under Dario Gradi. Two seasons and 550 goals later, he earnt a transfer to Utd, eventually scoring two goals in the champions league final against Bayern. He then spent the next five years at Real Madrid, during which time he won the Ballon D'or three times, fucked Angelina Jolie, and invented the iPad. Check your facts, that sort of shit isn't available on Google, but it happened.

I'm hoping he's out in five for good behaviour. Fuck I miss him

Well, there aren't too many six foot seven year olds.

It's a good job that dirty cunt Ding is locked up safe and sound in Armley prison's 'Beast Wing'. I couldn't have dealt with his subsequent multi-quoting of this effeminate little faggot's likeness over the next few months.

Apologise or you're fucking dead.

Loving the new screen name.

Mr Boon was perfectly within his rights to deny riff-raff entrance to a first class carriage. You get what you pay for, and instead of investing hours of their time moaning about it on twitter, perhaps said passengers would be better served in future by investing their time in career progression so in future they never again have to travel like livestock in a French farmer's lorry.

I'd rather paint my arse red and lie down spread eagled inside the baboons enclosure at Chester zoo.

I'd like to suggest that they're not both mutually exclusive, but I have a feeling that Admin wouldn't approve.

I'll thank you to keep your substantial beak out of this. Whilst you've been posting nonsense about John Lobb's and Gyppo's minge, we've been tirelessly working on MC for months. This doesn't concern you. Fuck off and talk garden parasols with Jacko.

You best hope that his rented "noirs" are too busy mining his arsehole to turn up at your HIMO to reap revenge.

Judge is currently stuck in an infinite feedback loop, muttering "Free Tommy Robinson" with his pants down in Parliament square.

The average Belgian is the only creature in creation more fraudulently French than you. Fuck off, Withers.

MC, I have to say that for pure entertainment purposes, you're probably the best one on here, the gift that keeps giving. Not since Ding have I loved to hate someone so much. Keep up the so-shit-it's-good work.

You fucking cunt, I just did this gag.