Decimus
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Hardly. Monumental began his football career at Crewe Alexandra in 1995 under Dario Gradi. Two seasons and 550 goals later, he earnt a transfer to Utd, eventually scoring two goals in the champions league final against Bayern. He then spent the next five years at Real Madrid, during which time he won the Ballon D'or three times, fucked Angelina Jolie, and invented the iPad. Check your facts, that sort of shit isn't available on Google, but it happened.
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I'm hoping he's out in five for good behaviour. Fuck I miss him
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Well, there aren't too many six foot seven year olds.
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It's a good job that dirty cunt Ding is locked up safe and sound in Armley prison's 'Beast Wing'. I couldn't have dealt with his subsequent multi-quoting of this effeminate little faggot's likeness over the next few months.
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Apologise or you're fucking dead.
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Loving the new screen name.
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Mr Boon was perfectly within his rights to deny riff-raff entrance to a first class carriage. You get what you pay for, and instead of investing hours of their time moaning about it on twitter, perhaps said passengers would be better served in future by investing their time in career progression so in future they never again have to travel like livestock in a French farmer's lorry.
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I'd rather paint my arse red and lie down spread eagled inside the baboons enclosure at Chester zoo.
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I'd like to suggest that they're not both mutually exclusive, but I have a feeling that Admin wouldn't approve.
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I'll thank you to keep your substantial beak out of this. Whilst you've been posting nonsense about John Lobb's and Gyppo's minge, we've been tirelessly working on MC for months. This doesn't concern you. Fuck off and talk garden parasols with Jacko.
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You best hope that his rented "noirs" are too busy mining his arsehole to turn up at your HIMO to reap revenge.
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Judge is currently stuck in an infinite feedback loop, muttering "Free Tommy Robinson" with his pants down in Parliament square.
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The average Belgian is the only creature in creation more fraudulently French than you. Fuck off, Withers.
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MC, I have to say that for pure entertainment purposes, you're probably the best one on here, the gift that keeps giving. Not since Ding have I loved to hate someone so much. Keep up the so-shit-it's-good work.
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You fucking cunt, I just did this gag.
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I find it highly ironic that you've made a nomination about shit clothes today whilst simultaneously prancing about in denim fucking shorts as if it's 1983.
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So, England got to the semi-finals and people will inevitably believe that it is an amazing achievement from a team no one expected to do anything in this tournament. I'd say we only got this far through luck of the draw. Every team we have faced so far have been bang average or less. Tonight we have had a game against opposition with a little bit of talent and we have crumbled. Same old England, a semi-final finish doesn't tell the full tale of an average team who eventually got found out as soon as they played a team with players who are capable of kicking a ball. Fuck right off.
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The space the Croats have been given on Young's flank is fucking outrageous. The cunt needs to be substituted and then shot in the dressing room. What a fucking useless old cunt.
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Shhhhhhh now, you silly little cunt.
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I hate him with a passion, the useless cunt, regardless of being played out of position. However, I'd say grandaddy Young and that caveman cunt Maguire have come closest to throwing our chances away so far with some suspect back passing. Regardless, I'm losing my shit.
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Yet again Sterling is slithering about on his arse like a fucking dog with worms, the useless fucking cunt.
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Have you ever been to Zagreb?
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There's a first time for everything, but sadly in this instance it's just the latest in his 2002 posts of utter fucking shit.
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Indeed, no one bats an eyelid when there's a blood stained mattress in the back along with a bag of iron tools and industrial bleach. You try riding around in a merc with that shit on the back seat.
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He has, he used to do it on a daily basis for a brief period of time. The silly cunt seems to think that I'm reverse Br'er Rabbitting him, even though I genuinely love the fact that his antics have contributed to my like to post ratio of 1.22.
