Decimus

You're bang on the mark with this. There are over a billion Muslims and most are as secular and sane as you and I. Every generation needs a bogeyman. 30 years ago we were brainwashed into thinking Irish Catholics in their entirety wanted to wipe us off the map, and now it is the turn of Islam. I don't deny there are a hard line minority of Muslims who are murdering, intolerant bastards. But don't let Murdoch and the rest of the media convince you that they're in the majority.

There's only room for one dame on the corner, eh, Frank? Fuck off, Jazz.

I heard he ate all the evidence.

If she's within 50 miles of Keith and a tectonic plate then I would say definitely.

Swallow. I practice what I preach.

Don't fucking shatter my dreams, Jacko. I've been dreaming of the return of the McRib ever since the last one I had before watching Twister at the cinema. Now you're telling me its nothing but a glorified rib rustler? Devastated is too light a word to describe how I'm feeling right now.

I can think of worse positions, like Keith riding reverse cowgirl style.

It's her perineum I'm more concerned about.

I was wrong when I thought I was wrong, but it turns out I was right.

Behind her back? I knew she was a slag but I didn't realise she was running a three way daisy chain train.

Fucking hell, I just threw up in my mouth reading this. This ain't an episode of loose women you know.

On the ball, City!

We're moving to Suffolk.

Unfortunately for Frank, his mother was led into the thalidomide fad. That's why he's always so angry. His t-rex arms have deprived him of a lifetime of wanking.

It's worse than that, he lives in Wales, the birthplace of the darklord Tom Jones. Also don't get Broney started on the one ring to rule them all.

Britain's greatest general- an Irishman.

He's a fucking cunt, make no mistake about it. He was the first home secretary to really try in earnest to turn us into an "eye in the sky" big brother is watching you surveillance society. Ironic really, Freud would have had a field day with him.

Of a sort, they smother it in evenin' "Primrose" all.

It's a shithole WC, might as well be in Suffolk.

Unless you've date raped me and I can't remember, I definitely am NOT one of your young student victims who has had an experience with your "old hand". I hope you piss yourself in bed tonight you senile old cunt, whilst the electric blanket is on.

Time.

What the fuck is going on here? Why is the sheep going apeshit? Why hasn't Frank told it to kill itself yet? Why hasn't rat posted indecipherable philosophical similes, the summary of which equates to "Profb deserves an hour with mengele, and then a nice shower at an unnamed Polish location?" Up your fucking game's people!!!!

Die, you hideous cunt. Fucking immediately.

I dunno, Londo. There are plenty of c list northern celebrity types inhabiting this particular sty. Otherwise Punkape would be out of a job cleaning toilets.

Unfortunately, like many women, Mrs. D. Watches complete fucking drivel 99% of the time on the idiot box. The latest craze seems to be the above mentioned shite. Who in their right mind would want to spend an hour watching over privileged, privately educated Norman descendants turn down a host of country estates because an A road happens to be within 50 miles of the house and the Heathrow flight path is a paltry 200 hundred miles away. Still, I haven't come across anyone vulgar enough to want to move to Cheshire, so they at least have a modicum of sense.