Decimus

Malarial.

Are you intoxicated?

Can't beat a bit of Becky Jago on Anglia though.

Keith I'm sure that your failed attempt is all to do with angles. In the interests of mankind and common decency, please provide me with an in depth, detailed diagram showing your exact position relative to the katana. I will then hold conference with the greatest academicians in the fields of mathematics and physics, who will strive to calculate the exact velocity and angle of impact to ensure instant death. I expect a Nobel peace prize afterwards for ridding the planet of its most obscene sexual deviant since Edgar Hoover breathed air.

As a woman with all her mental faculties and perfect vision I doubt she would think the same about you.

Ok . I'm sorry I was mean to your boyfriend. Can we be friends now? After all friends give each other advice, and I've got a few pointers for you.

And I'll also have a P Bob. Prick.

Sorry Jiminy Cricket, the condescending conscience of the corner. I'll add another C to that. Cunt.

Do you want to suck the barrel of my shotgun Judge?

Age before beauty you piss soaked old cunt. You first.

Jesus fucking Christ. I despair.

You're right, I retract that statement. Frank has fought his way back from the abyss, who am I to stand in his way.

Pen, Franks back in town but you need a new model and I'm it.

That's the aim of the game. Its all about the D.P. for him

Fucking northern monkeys. The little one looks like he's got AIDS. Know anything about that Keith?

My worst is ten times better than your best old timer.

Dickipus, Dickimouse, you're all very very witty. We haven't, which I'm sure is my loss entirely sir.

Scruffy? Your top button isnt done up.

Then I fear a trip to a&e with multiple fractures is in store for you if you ever realise your dream of being mounted by Keith.

Its certainly no Pobol y cwm.

I thought it had suddenly got dark.

When I said I don't give two fucks about emailing you I meant that Im not that much of a twat to take advantage of someone posting it, not that I don't give a fuck about your invasion of privacy

Why the fuck would I want to abuse the fact that some sad cunt has taken time out of there life to find out this information and post it? For the last time I think its a cuntish thing to do to you, and I'm fucked off at the invasion of your privacy so don't give me a hard time.

I think this is lost in translation. I'm agreeing with u.