Decimus

Maybe a batallion of no-moral whores, who instead of liking a post are willing to send topless photos in lieu of a like. Cobra would never be off the fucking site.

When I meet one I will make an on the spot judgement. Until then I'm afraid its just work shy jocks who don't meet the criteria.

After the dazzling successes of Scabies during his mercifully short stay, I think its time we upped our game and went on a recruitment drive. I've got an itinerary, and if we all stick to it I'm sure it will be a massive success. Jazz: You can handle the recruitment poster, making sure to put particular detail in the feats and achievements of Bronski. People need to know that no matter how much of a disgusting pervert they are, if Keith has found a home with us, so can they. Keith: You need to work harder on the aforementioned perversions. Christ knows how you will hit heights even loftier than the vile, revolting semi-illegal shit that you have posted so far. But I have faith in you and still believe that you are a horrendous human being who's degeneracy knows no bounds. Londonm: Things can get a bit heated here at times, and potential newbies may feel intimidated. With your long history of kindness, fair mindedness and tolerance I think you will be perfect to mentor them during an induction period. You can use some of your stock quotes if you wish, such as "sound the adorable klaxon, cos what you just posted was beautiful." And "Christ you're anything but thick you smart little sausage you". Prof B: You can lead the chatroom offensive. Your child like idiocy and illiteracy will soon flush out paedos who try to groom you in the mistaken belief you are an adolescent and not in fact a twenty stone bearded trucker who skipped too many days of school. Frank: You have the most important job of all, killing yourself with immediate effect. Good luck people!

He had a toad up his arse simultaneously. But that's another sordid story....

Jews won't touch 'em either. They ain't kosher.

Toad of toad of hall was an uppity new-money cunt. Badger could've done better.

Picky fuckers, chopping and changing between water and land. Make up your fucking mind you damp warty cunts!!!!

I think that's a good point. We are different no matter how much the feminists want to change gender roles. I won't be neutered by a society that does its best to portray all men as potential rapists and domestic abusers.

I'm guessing most of you cunts have never heard of her, I hadn't either until I came across her in a BBC news article yesterday. She is an Australian author and all round feminazi cunt. The headline for her piece was "boys are never taught not to rape". Like a typical feminist cuntbag, she assumes all men are rapists and need some kind of clockwork orange brainwashing in order to stop them fucking anything that moves without waiting for an invitation. Just like the vast majority of men know instinctively its wrong to kill, I like to think we are also with it enough to realise that whipping out the todger unasked for is a no no. What does this cunt expect? A facts of life chat every five mins between parent and child? " Now son, be sure to be back from the park in time for tea, don't ruin the new trousers we bought you by playing football, and don't talk to strangers. Oh and before I forget, don't rape anyone. Have fun sweetheart." Feminism isn't a movement for equality, the uppity cunts want it both ways, higher wages, but half of ours on top of it. Fucking cunts! Its our own fault stuff like this seems to be pouring out of the mouth's of the short-hair brigade on a daily basis. We should never have given them the vote. Pankhurst was a cunt!!!!!

Yes, you are Kleftiko. Disgusting, greasy, hard to stomach, and part of you at least can usually be found in the mouth of a male Greek peasant.

You could always spread your wings by fucking off permanently.

And I use the words "human being" in the loosest possible terms.

You're right, I can never resist the chance to remind you what a spectacular cunt of a human being you are.

You're like catnip for cunt hunters, you drew me in.

what, acne encrusted and the wiff of a buttercup that's been pissed on by a daschund?

Scabies was the father, Freddie four fingers was the son, and I'm eagerly awaiting the resurrection of the holy cunt. Also its a well known fact that illiterate fuckbags come in threes.

Apparently according to prof, Keith works in Sainsbury's. Take heart that it might have been him. In which case don't hate yourself, you're a righteous hero.

I for one will miss his wise words and unrivaled mastery of the English language. He was a ringing endorsement of our world class educational system. RIP Scabies, you horrendous cunt.

I've done this already you plagiarising cunt.

I totally agree with what you're saying... If what you're trying to say in this incomprehensible bollocks is that you're going to kill yourself post haste.

You sound like Shane Macgowan after suffering a massive stroke.

Words fail me as they have obviously failed you your entire life, you despicable cunt.

I always thought he looked like the bastard child of Bruce Forsythe and Edwina Currie, the unfortunate cunt.

I dunno, being Londonm's wife must be pretty fucking horrendous.I'd be wishing for death everyday.

It's because your fingers are swollen through all the anal fisting you've been indulging in. Its hard to hit the right quote in those circumstances.