Decimus

Thar she/it blows

I'm good thanks Delboy mate how are you old son, keeping well? Oh wait, hold on...... I don't give a fuck, unless "how you're doing" is exceedingly fucking bad and in crippling amounts of pain. That would cheer me up.

I would say takes one to know one, as that's about your level of wit. Instead I'll just say....cunt.

Natural? And there was me thinking that the epic level of your cuntishness was the result of years of hard work and practice.

I think you're right London, I'll limit my abuse to the odd single syllable every now again to endear myself to him.

Are you sure that wasn't just your cologne setting off the moist eyes? Mixed with your natural heady stench of bullshit.

Delia is a cunt.

On the ball city...

Sheringham! Now that is close....

Not as gutted as I am for living in the not-named shit hole.

No, only bloaters and rustler burgers.

That's a bit too northern for my tastes spots, I'm further down the coast thank fuck.

Malarial.

Are you intoxicated?

Can't beat a bit of Becky Jago on Anglia though.

Keith I'm sure that your failed attempt is all to do with angles. In the interests of mankind and common decency, please provide me with an in depth, detailed diagram showing your exact position relative to the katana. I will then hold conference with the greatest academicians in the fields of mathematics and physics, who will strive to calculate the exact velocity and angle of impact to ensure instant death. I expect a Nobel peace prize afterwards for ridding the planet of its most obscene sexual deviant since Edgar Hoover breathed air.

As a woman with all her mental faculties and perfect vision I doubt she would think the same about you.

Ok . I'm sorry I was mean to your boyfriend. Can we be friends now? After all friends give each other advice, and I've got a few pointers for you.

And I'll also have a P Bob. Prick.

Sorry Jiminy Cricket, the condescending conscience of the corner. I'll add another C to that. Cunt.

Do you want to suck the barrel of my shotgun Judge?

Age before beauty you piss soaked old cunt. You first.

Jesus fucking Christ. I despair.

You're right, I retract that statement. Frank has fought his way back from the abyss, who am I to stand in his way.