southerncunt

I pm’ed him, have not heard back, which is against type in my experience.

I have a life, so this is the only forum I am part of.

Absolute bullshit from you as usual. Quisling cunt.

This is a distillation of what is wrong with the board. Decs gets a holiday, and a truly worthless shit stirring cocksucker like this fuckhead gets to stay. I’m not sure if I can be fucking bothered logging in if this is the kind of dross that gets promoted.

@Eddie @Eric Cuntman fuck you two make me laugh. I’m trying to think of a way to work “pigeon arsed black cunt” into everyday conversation but I don’t think I can. Quality back and forth cunting. Perhaps if our two other protagonists could pay attention, they might make something of themselves.

My dog has just done a great big shit. Shall I get it in an airtight bag and post it to you? By the way, your avatar is of a different species to you. He is a comic genius of many different facades. You’ve not the right to appropriate. Desist. You are a no trick pony with only one reality. A sad, scat obsessed dog hating pile of shit with one foot on a community service order, and the other one unknowingly on a publishing contract for some up and coming crime writer just waiting for you to be caught. Die in a fire.

As well? So you're shit? Self aware dickhead.

Yet again!! List your fucking game man. I fear that you current output is as far as your scimitar like wit goes. So I repeat. Just fucking go.

@Carl Sway @cunt You are two islands alone yet together on this site. Unfortunately it’s Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Despised and reviled by all, you keep posting auto bot level replies and think it’s good enough. It’s not, surely you can see this? The membership have clearly spoken. Between you, you have enough psychosexual red flags to keep a shrink busy for years. Please just log off and stop cluttering up my day having to weed through your puerile, Down’s level insults and never fucking come back. lol fuck off etc….

What am I getting back? Certainly not any humour, intellect or originality.

I’m no fan of either of them, but as a father of a daughter, I’d kick Tates teeth through the back of his sneering fucking head.

Along pops Roger Irrelevant

Being a wallaby fucker would be quite interesting I would have thought. Hard to impress you, little man. Keep trying, you won't get there.

You are alive, sadly. You are however, far from kicking. Being kicked more like. I’ve said this plenty of times to chest pumped little never was been’s like yourself when they stumble across a forum full of actual grown ups. This site is generally pretty good for a thought provoking argument, an inventive and or funny cunting of public figures or more often than not, other members. Many times I have had to look something up that was referenced here, as I am realistic enough to know that even at my age, there is still lots to learn. You however, add none of this. I put your age at 16, no higher, unless you are genuinely brain damaged. Get funny, get smart, or get fucked. Over to you, chief.

So there is a bandwagon, you say? All those other people who think you a proper cunt? Heed the masses, and fuck right off. You add nothing here.

Make me laugh, cunt. Go on.

Why the pointless hostility, Drew?

This was silver Patron. Nice flavour, a little too easy to drink as it turns out. The tequila market here is huge.

It’s New Year’s Day here, and I’m a little second hand. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to start doing tequila shots was very much mistaken. That is all.

Seems to me from all the way over here that @Sir Gobshite and @Carl Sway might be two of the thickest cunts on here. Picking fights for no other reason than to hear their own voices and being obviously undergunned in the brains department is an odd way to spend one’s time. It’s certainly a waste of mine to have to step around the steaming piles of dogshit they call posts, in order to read some of the more reliable and humorous posters on here. Fuck off you two cunts. And if it first you don’t succeed, fuck off again.

Reading shit like this makes me wonder if there is some sort of chink algorithm that has infiltrated the site and tried to string a few stereotypical English into some sort of sentence. Or is it just that the welfare system over there has failed the populace and kept spastics like the OP not only alive, but affluent enough to afford access to a computer. Lol lol fuck off etc…

Some, yes. But in the main, we get along just fine. South Australia was settled almost exclusively by the krauts. It is only recently, say in the last 25 years that the Japanese have changed in the public opinion. What they did to ANZAC prisoners of war will never be forgotten.

Fair question Decs. I used to work with a bloke, quite a bit older than who travelled widely before he and his wife had kids in the 70s, and told me a few things that have always stuck with me regarding our place as Australians in the world. He was travelling through Europe in a camper van, and as was the custom (indeed still is over here) of displaying an RAC plate on the back of the van indicating where you come from. In their case, it was AUS. They had stopped somewhere in the German alps at a lookout, probably just to give the poor Commer a rest, when a young kid of about 14 and his father were there. My mate spoke a little German, not much, but he heard the boy ask his dad if these people were a derogatory form of foreigner. The father looked at the back of the van and said “Nein nein, Engerlander”. He remembered the boy nodded, as if to say “Well that’s ok then”. Many years later he had a business with an older German bloke during the time of the Falkland war. The German was an unwilling Hitler Youth during the final days of the war when the allied troops came through to liberate, and knew well what the allies meted out to the retreating Germans. There was a front page of the paper here with a photo of an Argentinian soldier with a foot on the body of a fallen Marine. The German said to my mate in his thick Werner Herzog accent “ This will not end well. They shouldn’t do that to these people. They are not nice people.” History backed that up. Australians generally don’t have long standing vendettas with many other nations, although the Bali bombings changed our outlook towards Indonesia. The French cracked the shits about pulling out of the submarine deal, but they do that kind of thing. A lot of Australian blood is still in the ground in France and I think most French are aware of that. A trip to Villers Brettenoux is a case in point. This place is such a fucking melting pot and has been since the 1850s. I am of English descent but my kids are half Ukrainian. Before any of you cunts say mail order, Mrs Southern came out here as a kid. We hang shit on the poms, and vice versa, but we can do that out of a mutual understanding. We use the language the same way, and our humour, while different in many ways is still innately understood. So in short, we are too young and too far away from anywhere else to have had the time to reach back into hundreds of years of history to have a pathological dislike of different groups of people. Give us time though….

No I haven’t mate, despite multiple people telling me I “have to watch it, he’s like you” Thats probably why I haven’t. One day I’ll get around to it.

Disrespectful cunts. I lent my neighbour my drill a few years ago, he didn’t have one and told me it was just for a small job. Was it fuck. He spent the next 2 days masonry drilling dyna bolts into a concrete slab. What is more, the stupid cunt didn’t use the side handle correctly and friction melted it onto the chuck. He handed it back it me, fucked. Last week the fucking cunt asked to borrow my chainsaw, after hearing me use it. It gave me great pleasure to say “Yes Joe, I have a chainsaw, and no, you can’t borrow it. As my late Dad used to say, there are 2 things you never lend another man, your wife, or your chainsaw, as they both come back fucked” The look on the utter cunts face was almost worth the drill.