In theory, you'd think this would take all the bullshit out of shopping. But when said cunt arrives with your bags, you have to take them from the front door to your kitchen in a crate, unload the bags, return the crate to the cunt, then he asks if you want the bags recycling, or if you have any old ones, blah, blah. I'd actually rather put up with the monotonous conversation at the checkout, than have some stupid fucking bellend who can hardly speak languages good like I can, chat awkward bollocks whilst i run from the door to the kitchen. Plus you always get some dodgy as fuck swaps. One time my missus ordered a Glade plugin, and instead of changing the fragrance, they gave us a can of febreze. True story.