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Earl of Punkape

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  1. What can you do in 10 minutes ? ( herpees, gonnerrhea, syphilis, HIV). lol.
  2. Reported again......derailing the thread. You’re in the shit now. lol. Tosser
  3. You won’t be able to fly Monarch there with all your chip eating yob oik associates.... lol.
  4. It’s obviously a quiet night for you in the massage parlour.....
  5. This horrendous outfit.....which has nearly gone bust innumerable occasions....... has gone bust.What a surprise ! Monarch specialised in cheap crappy holidays for alcoholics and working class wankers who are now stranded in foreign shitholes. What is outrageous is that the Government is using taxpayers money to fly this drunken riff-raff back at the taxpayers expense. It’s a disgrace.
  6. Is that the Royal Catering Corps ? I bet you put your todger in the soup... lol.
  7. The Belfry is crap and full of corporate golf wankers with shit handicaps. I wouldn’t be seen dead at the place.
  8. The fall in the oil price means you will be able to indulge in debauchery in Lagos far cheaper......
  9. The Dunblane shooter was a rogue scoutmaster.....
  10. £500..... You must be Nigerian....
  11. You probably fondle enough at work..... lol.
  12. Have you found a more up-market massage parlour to ply your wares in yet ? lol.
  13. It’s going well....like most of my noms....fuck off Camel face.... lol.
  14. I don’t drive when I’m having a skinful but I generally drive when I have a few beers......It’s not illegal. For good measure go and fuck youself as well..... lol.
  15. A gyrocopter flew over one of the golf courses I was playing on last week Ape. Do you build models of those ? Are you as peculiar as the German model maker in the Flight of the Phoenix ? lol. Imbecile.
  16. Lucille probably picked a fine time to leave him.......
  17. I'm off to the golf club now then a huge fuck off Sunday lunch with loads of claret.... Fuck off lol.
  18. You must look like a giant bluebottle as well as having them buzzing around your flies.... lol.
  19. Cunts who criticise golf usually know nothing about the game, are of a lower social class and have some sort of disability or sexual dysfunction. lol. Fuck off.
  20. Read Mein Kamp then come back and discuss "Swastikas and the single woman".....
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