Earl of Punkape

Do you struggle with your violent side ? The Police are your real enemy. They are after you and you must strike first. Attack your local Police station with great mendacity. Get them.....

Another one bites the dust.... Barnsley have sacked assistant boss Tommy Wright after he was named in a Daily Telegraph investigation alleging corruption in football. The report included footage of Wright apparently accepting money in return for allegedly helping persuade the Championship club to sign players. Nasty corrupt cunt. Well done the Daily Telegraph. The best newspaper. More cunts to be exposed soon.

You've posted this twice. Are you on drugs again?

Peasant.

Oh look it's Ding's buggered flying cat....

We could all get raped by aliens...

I deserve more support for these types of nomination....

More crap from Gay Pseuds columnist....

More bender nonsense... The rainbow flag that symbolises gay pride has been sent into space for the first time via a high-altitude balloon. Planting Peace, a US-based non-profit group that seeks to "spread peace in a hurting world", launched the flag near Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on 17 August. The balloon captured video with a GoPro camera as it floated 21.1 miles (34.1km) above earth for three hours. Organisers said they wanted to declare space gay friendly, "in a peaceful, beautiful way". My concerns about this are that AIDS molecules may be attached to the flag and contaminate space. Secondly if found by aliens they may opine that everyone on Earth takes it up the arse....

Sam Alerdyce is now available....

Can we get this translated by some cunt who got a 3rd in Sociology from Sussex Univ....

Only the great unwashed use the Tube....

You wouldn't get into my club's ladies section as there is a strict "No scrubbers or slags" policy. lol.

Sack the cunt who bought the software then top them.....

You've posted the same topic twice you thick, fucking, knob jockeying tosser with AIDS.

He'll soon be an Ex-Python.....

You should play golf and relax. ( Not at my club obviously).

I'll bet your Hairdresser packs fudge as well..... lol.

Have you met Paddy Doherty?

You should train your AIDS ridden rentboys to aim straight.

There's more to be revealed by the worlds greatest newspaper....The Daily Telegraph.

Lose some weight you fat cunt.

What a stupid greedy cunt. 3 million a year and he murkily tries to get himself 400k more whilst disparaging his employer and the former England manager. Typical working class, new money oik. Venables or Redknapp next ?

Do you tarmac driveways ?

You fucking weasel.