White Cunt

McDonalds are not a low-margin operation. Unless you are talking profits made purely from processing and serving their nutritious foods. The fat margins are made from franchising, property let, equipment rental, marketing packages etc. To maximise profits, they offshore their accounting gimmicks to flags of convenience fiefdoms. They get the bad rap for a very good reason.

As you have clearly not understood the main gripe of this nom, let me refresh it for you: it’s not the theft. It’s the disgusting disposal of the stinking leftovers, left by the clientele, you clueless, fucking moron.

It depends on the size of the fucker you are colliding with. May have an undesirable bounce back effect. And there is the issue of sweat waft to be considered too.

Explains why Tesco have been cooking the books for so long. There ain’t any profit and will never be.

Royal protocol.

I think Frank forgot the e at the end

Clearly a discarded retard of the royal family. Quite surprising they let him hang around for so long and doss at the gates at night; they usually cart them off when very young, never to be seen again.

No my dear. I am not a fucking condom.

Fatties' first medical stop is usually the casualty boiler room, following a crane pick up collection. Buses? In the old days - indeed. These days, most of those cunts travel unabated in disability-adapted vehicles, courtesy of the tax payer. A shopping mall entrance port may catch the demographic more effectively. So would the sides of Easy Jet planes and duty free shops. Weetabix are far too low on sugar and saturated fat. No self-respecting fat cunt can be caught nobling these. You have to start with Chocolate Krave and Poptarts as a base. Facebook - provided the fat floater is awake and well fed, may just do the business.

Which tooth, Frank? The upper or the lower one?

Complete impoverishment. I long for the old, flavoursome, established vocabulary. Got caught out a few times recently, so trying to toe the line.

Thank you

Plus, to afford this convenience I do work like a...sorry, what is the currently acceptable description on this forum?

I assure you, the arrangement is mutually beneficial.

My milkman is already hauling half the fucking float up the twenty steps to my hovel. I have noticed, he recently added top soil, fertiliser and other garden essentials to the menu, so will have to amend my order accordingly.

This advice should feature on every bag of chips.

You could call it that. Hiding from pigs takes time and effort.

Go ahead - my pleasure!

Where they belong is one thing. I see this fashionable plating spreading so much everywhere. A growing number of places which facilitate it and an expanding number of consumers proudly adding new designs to their collection back this view up. Particularly in this hot weather, sweaty almost nudes, make these so visible. Walking along it’s hard to miss a sea of tatty lard. It’s like a cross of Alcatraz and Asda.

I will second that on one condition; no fresh ones to replace the old stock, please.

Granted, not very Saville Row indeed, but still a fair way off the Walmart’s classic look. Any tattoos?

I stick to Netflix at about £ 6.00 per month. The beebs and all the other useless cunts can fuck off. No live tv in this household. Fuck off.

How admirably brave of you. I am glad you are going adequately equipped. I am sure they are on their highest alert level for no good reason, knob.

Fancy a trip to Brussels? I will take a bag of pampers for you, in case you shit yourself. Oh, and don't forget the brolly.

No worries, Bill. But I am sure someone will save your arse. Pffff.