Stubby Pecker

The old poofs finally tied the not, so fucking what. It doesn't deserve a bloody bbc reporter to stand outside his Windsor gay palace. Show us some real news cunts, I believe there's something going on in Syria?

Agreed He must have some real dirt on someone not to be in jail, a photo of Blair sucking him off maybe? As for the kinnocks they've done pretty well for themselves in Europe. Not bad for the worst failed politician in living memory. Blairs doing a great job in the Middle East, really got the place sorted

Newquay is a shit hole full of vomiting chavs and London types on their hols. Padstow is yuppy heaven for art galleries and over priced rick stein and Jamie Oliver food. I hate these wanker celebrities who can pick and choose where they want to live and spit on the natives, especially in my native Cotswolds, a lovely place now ruined by money and the pricks who've moved there

Got to get home to shag their sisters/cousins/pets/sheep etc

We should send the fat cunts out to Ethiopia and the poor starving bastards who live there could eat them, thus saving the NHS billions on liposuction and slashing our foreign aid spending.

I'm not a true native, just an immigrant from over the Severn. Driving like a twat wasn't invented in the forest but they've defiantly perfected it

How bist thee old butt

I had some bell end kiddy on a shitty 125 motorbike tail gating me this morning doing about 50. If I had to slam on the anchors to avoid the numerous dear and wild boar that roam this region he'd now be having every bone in his body bolted back together. I was praying for my phone to ring so I had a legitimate reason to stop and have cuntchops slam into my bumper.

On purpose so they get shagged by every grotty street urchin in an attempt to start firing out the sprogs and get on the benefits gravy train. I'm for a breeding permit based on intelligence and the probability not to leech of the state -enforced with extreme prejudice

Thanks for the kind words punkape, so nice to have a warm welcome.

Such dry wit jazz-you a Fwank should try for a kid together sharing the gestation period up your respective arse holes. No doubt it would come out with a beautiful birth mark across its forehead, first letter C last one T. But I digress. I suggest compulsory sterilisation for any cunt kids with diamond ear studs. Any more suggestions to deal with the scummy twats of our great nation?

Having to venture out to do some cuntmas shopping I would like to nominate the fucktards who think is a good idea to spike their rat kids hair and give them diamond ear studs, probably so they can look like uber Chav and king cunt Lewis Hamilton or their favorite R&B rapper cunt idols. These "parents" always have visible tattoos usually on the face and are no doubt saving their benifits so they can get little Tyler or beyonce their own Japanese or olde English shite scrawled over their bodies. I look forward these vermin spawn using up my tax payers money on all the court cases they won't turn up for. C.U.N.T.S