Stubby Pecker

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

I can usually see Cape Verde on a clear day from my digs there at the top of the Bhurj Al Arab. 

Fuck off @Frank.

 

Joking aside, I’ve drank whiskey and smoked cigars atop this gaudy behemoth 

We could see the Palm being built by dozens of dredgers and Bangladeshis on 25p a day

On 01/12/2023 at 20:43, Decimus said:

I'm not sure how many of us are left now, but there was a group of members who received a Pete-esque PM from the wotsit-cocked deviant which graphically detailed one of his semi-legal fantasies.

Noakes went fucking berserk if I recall.

Indeed. I quit the corner for several months, perhaps a year because of Keith’s blatant paedo fantasies and disturbing PMs. Yes, he could be a funny cunt, but where there’s smoke…

I hope he’s either locked up on the nonce wing or a disgruntled parent caught up with him and took the fat, child buggering cunt for a one way walk into the woods

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Why? Has he miscarried?

The only thing “she” carries around is a set off cock & balls that wouldn’t look out of place hanging off some giant Paleolithic beast

On 04/12/2023 at 17:09, Witheredscrote said:

but not of stale lager and chip fat.

Or of congealed goose shite, garlic, spunk and cowardice 

lol

lol

fuck off

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

A case of 1974 MacAllan Torquemada is on its way…same address?

For that, I’d not only kill, but probably suck you off for good measure 

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I swear on Dad’s life, Raaso. This cunt is top of my ‘disembowel list.’ I loathe him that much that I’ve offered @Stubby Pecker £200k to go medieval on his posing fucking eye socket. One vile scumfuck.

 

I’ll do it for a good bottle of whiskey…

7 hours ago, and said:

Dead babies ain't as funny as they once were!

Tell that one to pen…

Sending the cunts to Rwanda is a fucking stupid idea. It was always going to a legal nightmare, costing a bomb to go through the courts as to whether it was legal. The fact that most have travelled all the way across Europe to get to the UK should be the defining argument and the cunt EU should be made to take them back or pay up. I’m all for putting a few 1000 a week on container ships, sending them through the Suez and back whence they came (sub Saharan Africa or the Middle East). A few could “accidentally “ sink 

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It’s the Rolls Royce of big cats. Perfect balance and proportions. Balanced between speed and strength to bridge the gap between lions which are hard as nails but not particularly quick, and Cheetahs which are fast as fuck but can’t fight off much more than a disinterested hyena. 
 Prettiest big cat has to be the Mountain lion/Puma/Cougar. 

We were lucky enough to see leopards on 3 separate occasions on our honeymoon in Sri Lanka 

The perfect predators and most cat like of cats

On 30/11/2023 at 22:00, Eric Cuntman said:

I was thinking he might be a good scalp for a feisty Jack Russell. But I would like to see his little face looking back over his shoulder to see a leopard bearing down on him. 

Or his lifeless corpse in its jaws as it effortlessly leaps 10 feet up the nearest acacia 

On 30/11/2023 at 21:51, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Sounds lovely, Stubbs, a bit like Croydon but with better weather. 

Last time I went to south London, I thought I’d entered a time warp and ended up in fucking Nairobi 

Backing up my original comments, my ears have just been assaulted by serial offender Leona fucking Lewis and her god awful Christmas number. Not content on simply singing the words, someone else has written for her, she finds it necessary to change pitch and key over the course of one syllable. The result is akin in having titanium skewers dipped in acid jabbed into your skull. Clearly from the PH (post Houston) school of singing (yelling your guts out) Lewis deserves to have a Husqvarna with an 18 inch bar taken to her scrawny neck and her head mounted on a pike on London bridge 

Fuck off

11 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I've always wanted to go Ireland, Eric, for the craic... I'm not sure now though, what with all the roadman types I'll most likely be offered crack. Lol. 

 

Don’t go to Ireland Rasa. Someone of your hue would no doubt be at the mercy of the hoards of extreme far right nazi terrorists that the Irish media claim are destroying the multicultural utopia. Go to Lampedusa; it’s beautiful this time of year and the place is full of arabs and africans shitting in the street

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If you get a presenting job, you could ask Lenny Henry for his old ‘JYTV’ Joshua Yarlog outfit. He’s decided that doing racial stereotypes is bad now that he’s already earned 20-30 million quid from it. 
 A bit like that Dinklage cunt…

 ‘I’ve spent the last twenty years earning tens of millions playing dwarves. Now I’m rich I’ve decided that it’s offensive for dwarves to play dwarves and no other dwarves are allowed to earn from it anymore.’

I’d like to let the little cunt loose in a field, give him a few hundred yards and then when he thinks he’s free, release a leopard.

With a tiddler his size, a weasel would do the trick

8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Funny you should mention acting, Stubbs... We all know King Aethelstan was black. I was thinking, it's only fair my good self play him, right? 

He’s not as black as Gary Lineker

6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1840576/BBC-presenter-has-too-many-white-colleagues

Good old Nihal has decided to let the world know that working with too many whiteys in his TV licence funded role at the BBC is bad for his mental health, lol. It's only taken 20 years or so of leeching off the licence fee payers (reportedly on 150k per year) for him to realise this. What a fucking cunt. 

What about the poor colleagues who've had to put up with the smell of his stinking curry lunches and farts everyday. The BBC will most likely give him a pay rise and employ some darkies... @Eddie, let's apply.

 

The BBC is about to cull many of its news staff to save money. I’ll wager those who get to stay have had a decent touch of the tar brush. At least those watching in Lun-Don will appreciate watching follow ethnics, not those far right, White devils who’ve subjugated and oppressed them for centuries 

2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Fuck all that racist shit, Panzer. I've been offered a Christmas job in The Netherlands as Zwarte Piet... they said I can have smoke all the weed I want and they'll pay me in Euros, thing is I've quit smoking and I don't like Euros. What would you advise?

Go for it Pappa Sango. Take the money and get back on the weed. As a darkie, you should really think about taking up acting. Any historical period drama has to have a dozen dusky cunts walking about Victorian England and fighting the 100 years war.

13 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Well ya see whats happening now is all the rural political rent boys are shittin themselves because the duskies are now bein placed in their towns n villages and the locals aren't best pleased...if you were a sittin member of gubbermint what would you do to save your seat on the gravy train..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

It’ll be interesting to see how this pans out and across Europe as a whole. I see a clip from Ireland of some bongo bongo sounding African “Irish woman “ labeling all those who reject immigrants as far right terrorists, thus tarring 75% of the country who object to immigration with the same brush as ISIS, Hamas or the IRA. Irelands population has grown by almost 2 million in the last few decades.

14 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Because of brexit the frogs are not obliged to take them back like they had to when y'all were in the club..ah brexit...the gift that keeps on givin..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Of course, when we were in the EU the garlic smelling cowardly cunts were taking back these child refugees with full breads by the 1000s weren’t they? Were they fuck. More than happy to have these smelly fuckers camped in Calais ready to be not their problem. Muslims should go to Middle Eastern countries, coons to a less shit one in Africa and not ruin Europe, as is happening in your backyard 

10 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Ah ya see its one thing to say yer all for noirs till they turn up in yer local rural town...then its harder to keep yer seat come next election..our politics are becoming just as interesting as yers...lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

In Ireland, as it would be here, any political party that stops migration, legally or otherwise, would be a shoe in. All the incomers as simply lazy, yobbish cunts with no interest in learning the customs and rules of their 5 Star new homes. The vast majority are criminals, drug dealers or rapists and not the doctors, teachers and engineers promised by the gobshite politicians. I hope the incumbents in Eire are punished at the poles by the silent majority 

10 hours ago, Wolfie said:

 

The damage has been done Stubbs. New Labour started to turn the UK into an EU migration state, pandering to European authorities in return for trade deals with some 2.5 million foreign-born workers added to the population since New Labour's inception in 1997 and net migration averaging 2-250,000 per year between 1997 and 2010 – five times higher than under the previous government of 1990-1996. Immigration under Blair quite literally changed the face of Britain, with no infrastructure put in place to accommodate it. And then he started a war in the Middle East. What an example of self-serving short-termism under the Scottish cunt's leadership. I hope he and his pig-ugly moose wife continue to suffer at the hands of public opinion; both have aged well beyond their years, and I hope it's not long before either is no longer of this Earth. 

People voted for change under Cameron's Conservatives for this reason (among others), which brought little immigration reductions, with then-Home Secretary Theresa May failing to fulfil her promise to voters about the sheer number of legal (and illegal) immigrants entering the UK. What a disaster.

It's too late. As much as I have supported the plight of the vast majority of Palestinian people in this most recent bit of genocide from Israel (remember the similar early noughties slaughter in Jenin, which our BBC-led media appears to have conveniently forgotten?), the fact these cunts were allowed to march in London on Armistice Day was totally wrong and utterly disrespectful to the lives given to secure this country's future against the Third Reich. How dare our weak police sit back as Hamas operatives were allowed to roam free in the capital of our country, to incite further racial hatred among those rallying. It was exactly the same with the BLM bollocks a couple of years ago as police stood and watched as irreplaceable parts of British history were defaced and destroyed.

A small (and ironic) metaphor here is that it took 4-5 armed Met Police officers to arrest Tommy Robinson for simply attending the recent antisemitism march – even though sources clearly show he didn't do much wrong. Yet police seem to be afraid of treating Islamic extremism with the same degree of authority, for fear of having a minority racism reprisal affecting their careers. Cowards. They no longer serve the 88% British majority they are employed to serve. People – including me – have very little respect for them, which comes as no surprise.

Indeed, we seem fucked with our leaders happy to pander to minorities who are completely incompatible with traditional British values.

A glimmer of hope from the paddies however. Granted a lot of the ruckus over there was local wankers destroying and stealing just for the sake of it, but it seems to have awoken and emboldened the average bog rat to say enough is enough. With any luck this will bring down the liberal government, headed by a poof of all people (I wonder what the jihadi immigrants think of him), and bring in leaders who actually listen and speak for the people.

Another serious terror incident over here could create the same atmosphere when 90% of the population say enough of these lazy migrant scum, this isn’t what we and our ancestors worked and fought for. It’s really only a matter of time before a Royal, or a politician is killed and some reformed ISIS cunt starts stabbing in a primary school. On that day, something better change.

2 hours ago, ZEV said:

That comes as absolutely no surprise, at all.

Try posting something topical or intelligent instead of inane childish retorts even a witless retard would be ashamed of. 

Reported for good measure 

13 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Unlike the Irish, no self-respecting harbour-seal would resort to eating its own offspring due to a bit of a food shortage. 

The micks have grown out of eating their kids. Unfortunately, the latest breed to dusky peacefuls who’ve migrated to bog land, haven’t. They’ll happily stab or bugger anything as long as it’s a defenseless child.

13 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’m sure your average pig would happily bludgeon these goat-fuckers to death…but they can’t. For £23k a year would you be happy to wade into these savages at the very serious risk of dismissal, public humiliation with your face splattered all over the meedja, your family subjected to long-term abuse and societal ostracising, a lengthy prison sentence punctuated by being stabbed in the exercise yard like that poor cunt Chauvin who’s only crime that I could see was restraining a giant, drug-fuelled, violent silver-back criminal whilst committing a felony? Your call, Stubbs.

I don’t doubt your average rozzer would happily crush a few Hamas chanting wallahs under his land rover or drag them into the cells for a kicking, but as you say, unfortunately those days are over. Act like a cunt, play up and threaten people with violence but cry foul with a copper has the nerve to restrain you. We’ll never go back to a police force which can enforce the law via even the threat of a big stick.

I know a copper in Devon who says back in the early days, him and his mates would give the usual local idiots a few punches and steal toe caps to keep them on their toes.

3 hours ago, King Billy said:

Probably in 3rd place behind ‘Carry on Felching’ and ‘Carry on up the Khyber Pass’. 

Carry on:

- gluing down the toupee 

- cruising the docks

- dressing like a bender

- eating alone

- soliciting barely legal men

- thawing out his vile chink ex mrs for a quick root

- acting like a no mark useless cunt

etc etc