Stubby Pecker

11 hours ago, Frank said:

A Wolfie post is painful reading. Sweary and wooden - chatGPT lite with a few Frankism's thrown in for good measure. A charmless, dreadful little man.

Will you be opening your doors to any Palestinian refugees Frank? I’d of thought a homosexual predator like yourself would gladly except any number of barely legal young men into your 1 bed flat.

Im not sure what the legal age for bumming is for Arab types (you probably have an world map wall chart with it on) but I’m sure in these pc ethnic living times, you’d get away with anything, you vile poof.

On 19/10/2023 at 21:05, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Now you've said it, it makes sense. I've found it odd that Withers always appears at the same time Frank is on here, thinking about it. 

The only reason @Witheredscroteposts at the same time as @Frank is one is invariably hanging out of the back of the other, like some disgusting garlic and goose shit smelling conjoined twin

They make me sick

On 19/10/2023 at 22:03, camberwell gypsy said:

I like the line from Cross of Iron: when he is asked if he believes in God, Sergeant Steiner says "I believe that god is a sadist but probably doesn't know it". 

Fucking great film

Proper action and a grim tale on the stupidity of war

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He was dead for quite some time, but he was alive about a week ago. I think all the talk of Jews, Arabs and Nazis lured him from Rat world.

I know the rats fuhrer has no love for either of these human subspecies, and (like me) is praying for them to wipe each other out.

I see he’s alive on other threads 

On 20/10/2023 at 15:38, and said:

The Cunts Corner Cookery Club hosted by Fanny fuckin' Crackdick.

Mumsnet is the place for you.

On 24/10/2023 at 11:59, Eric Cuntman said:

Did I ever mention that I got on the leaderboard once? 

Never mind that shite, it’s rat likes that really count.

Is the old cunt dead?

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

What a load of shite, talk about writing a lot but not actually saying anything. 

Listen you overly enthusiastic spastic, I was highlighting your habit of unnecessarily flooding the topics pages with nominations that are very similar to many of your previous ones or subjects that have already been nominated. 

Use the search function, you daft cunt. 

It’s a pen multi…

11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Hard to believe that this senile old cunt might one day have one of his skeletal, arthritic digits hovering over a big red button!!

It’s hard to believe a senile old cunt (and a permanently pissed one) like you actually gets his shaky digits into the guts of a combi boiler with blowing up the whole street 

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

My car has an automatic parking mode. Only ever used it once or twice because the actual process of getting it to understand what you want is about as complicated as docking the Titanic to the ISS. Very impressive watching the wheel spin itself as you control the accelerator and brakes, but you'd never get it set up faster than just doing it yourself or just finding somewhere else to park. Reverse cameras you can somewhat justify for bigger vans or busses, but not a fucking family hatchback.

 

A geordie in a self parking car; there’s a good joke in this somewhere 

23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm sure you'll get cunts flying the Israeli flags in the garden and having "We're with Isreal" on their FaceFuck page.

The hypocrisy make me want to puke

All the democratic leaders are calling Putin a war criminal, and rightly so, but Israel’s levelling of Gaza and slaughtering of people trapped in a goldfish bowl is even worse.

Sanak is a fucking disgrace 

On 18/10/2023 at 14:49, Witheredscrote said:

 

Been done to death before, and 'liked' by the site's top boring, plagiarising twat.

Rattled 

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I need better camouflage.

Is Babiel a Jew or a Paki?

34 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Withers will be wearing a burka already, hoping for a bit of early Arab cock when they arrive at his hovel, but mainly hoping that none of the geese grass the cunt up to the Sharia Police for what he’s done to their arseholes every night for years. 

 

I’ve heard that @Witheredscrote now dresses as a Wehrmacht stormtrooper when he buggers his geese in some kinky WW2 role play shit. The geese are obviously playing the part of every French woman desperate for hun sausage in 1940, in the 1 month, 2 weeks and 1 day it took Gerry to conquer frog land 

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Of only that was true Stubbers, but like all the rest of the anti Trump fake news it turned out to be total bollocks. But tbf the ‘never trumpers’ are still endlessly trying to concoct something (no matter how ridiculous) that doesn’t fall apart under the slightest scrutiny. Someone ought to let the morons in on the obvious, that they’re trying to bring down the greatest man that’s ever lived and those of us who aren’t fucking morons have been on to them for a long long time now.

🇱🇷TRUMP 2024 MAGA🇱🇷

You only want him to win because you’ve got a couple of right dirty pissing slags lined up for him at your top end knocking shop

Rub and a tug (and a piss soaking)

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Yeah it's a humiliating game of who's the biggest headless chicken cunt! 😅 Fucking take note how icy cold the Arab leaders are watching events unfold and Israel burying itself. 

 

 

 

The only reason the ultra rich gulf states keep conspicuously quiet on regional peace matters, is to keep the yanks sweet by tolerating Israeli expansionism and apartheid. 

Secretly of course they hope all the jews are pushed into the sea a slaughtered

13 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I notice PBS channel just can't leave it alone and Yentob at the BBC will be digging into the sympathy archives you bet. It's a wonder Badiel or Lipman has started pronouncing about how much discomfort they feel living and earning in this country. Tell that to my late grandfather from Cork! 

Badiel sees a combat 18 neo Nazi skinhead behind every bush. If he’s so sick of living our racist, anti semitic liberal democracy, I suggest he fucks off to New York or better still, invents a Time Machine and travels back to last Friday and a kibbutz near Gaza 

Just now, King Billy said:

‘Field Marshall Benjamin Butterworth’ deploying General Sam Smith (they them) and his elite unit of ‘non binary, LGBTQ+ crack poofs and special needs forces to parachute in behind enemy lines with their rainbow coloured ULEZ compliant electric powered, net zero jeeps and shower the enemy with kisses and hugs is about the best we can hope for Stubbs if it kicks off proper. 
Not exactly ‘Kellys Heroes’ but I’m sure it’ll make for a good musical one day when everyone’s a poof. 

This is where these taliban types could get a huge PR win. A murderous rampage through the shit stabbing and bender communities would seriously make them look heroic to the general public. Beheading a few paedos could get them into government 

8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Londistan might get a bit heavy too if this shit continues. Good old Joe he'll sort it out. He can't stand again next year after this, fuck me he can hardly stand now. What with serial nutter Netanyahu Putin looks like a reasonably composed sorted human being with a consistent rational outlook on life. 

One things for sure, Putin will be fucking pissing himself laughing at our liberal leaders running around like the cunts they are.

Meanwhile, Russia, India, China, Brazil, all of bongo bongo land, couldn’t give a fuck so keep their noses out wait for the dust to settle, then cozy up to the winners 

Before this talentless cunt rocked up, the female voice was beautiful and soothing, there to paint a rich picture in sound. 

PH (Post Houston) however, every other silly slag now has to yell and scream their guts out with a force of a tropical cyclone, making babies cry, cracking double glazing and making it clear they’re trying too hard to outdo the previous idiotic cunts.

Granted, there were big momma types PH (Pre Houston) who could belt it out with power, but this was generally in the context of soul music. 

Fuck off

4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Compared to the olden pirate days, modern Jamaica is relatively peaceful KB. In my twenties, I knew Blackbeard and Sir Henry Morgan (amongst other vile types) I was called Black Caesar back then and it was the Golden age of Piracy. We were proper cut throats, would chop a man down for a cup of clean drinking water, prostitute's everywhere and a man could make unlimited fortune. Unlike today, where the the cunts in power make it harder for decent folk to get anywhere whilst lining their own pockets, can't even steal from a bank because of cameras and (a criminals best friend) good old fashioned cash is on the way out.

The future is shit. 

Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get in the middle of a knife fight
Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get AIDS or dysentery
Jamaica's alright, if you wanna be mugged or murdered
Jamaica's alright, if you're a misogynist, or a homophobe

Jamaica's alright, if you like only one kind of music
Jamaica's alright, if you like small bananas and spiders
Jamaica's alright, if you wanna buy drugs from your hotel room
Jamaica's alright, if you want your hand lopped off by a machete

On 15/10/2023 at 22:23, ChildeHarold said:

Sky News reports: France warns Iran not to intervene. REALITY CHECK: Macron and Iranian Foreign Minister have a chin wag on blower, one said if Israel doesn't lay off the conflict night spread, the other agrees but says don't get involved. Slightly different eh? The fucking sensational one sided reporting on this is like Ukraine to power of 10.

 

 

 

 

Macron has probably sent a white flag to the Iranians already, just in case they join in the war 

Same old frogs, always running away even when they’re not at war yet 

5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The jewish owned media won't let that happen.

Have you noticed that the holocaust seems to be about the 6 million Jews being murdered and hardly ever mentions the 500k-1 million Roma and Sinta gypsies, and the thousands of handicapped peeps who fucking disappeared up the chimneys? 

3 million soviet prisoners killed by the hun through starvation, forced labour, death marches and execution. Add to that the poles, Czechs, Greeks and other poor Slav block heads….

But let’s feel sorry for the Jews. Civilised people will eventually run out of sympathy for these fuckers 

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Makes you wonder how many of these bearded children who wash up on our shores will disappear into the ether only to turn up shooting up a Burger King.

Mark my words, these angry cunts will always find some reason to justify stabbing a few pre school kids in the name of the Sky fairy  

I fucking hope to god all these fighting age child refugees do an about face to throw themselves into a hail of Israeli 7.62. But they won’t, their mostly cowards. During WW2 young men took up arms against a beastly fascist dictator (apart from Muslims of course) and changed the world for the better. All rag heads should now be uniting against a common enemy, but these cunts are a morally corrupt bunch of cowardly shits who couldn’t organize a piss up in a brewery 

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’ll give it my best shot Stubbers as long as the cunt doesn’t shit all over our hotel room and eats all his fucking dinner. 

I’d imagine most of panzys shit lives in his pants. If you do make it to Moscow, your mate Trump can recommend a great hotel and entertainment. The golden showers are of the highest quality 

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So he's a failed asylum seeker who was turned down. So do they arrest him and stick him on the first plane to sand land? No they don't. The cunt disappears, gets a gun (after being told by god to kill infidels) and bumps off a couple of swedes. 

No doubt the woke community would be against forced deportations but this is what happens when you pussyfoot around. Two Swedish football fans went to watch a game of football but are now dead because of this cunt.

Belgium, and Brussels in particular, has always been a hot bed of fucking idiot Muslim cunts. I guess with it being frog talking and most of these delusional, goat and child buggering twats of North African origin, French is their 1st or 2nd language 

With any luck, it all kicking off in the levant will drag these unwanted savages back to their ancestral homelands of sand, flies, camel shit and eternal human suffering for a proper crack at Johnny yid. European leaders take note; don’t let the cunts back in this time, unlike those Isis wallahs, you fucking thick bastards