Neil

Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts.

Get a room you couple of fucking benders.

Fucking right,more entertaining than seeing her trying to kick a fucking ball. Andy Murray is a PC fuck nugget

'You only wash twice'

Idris Elba could never play Bond,every time the cunt drove an Aston Martin 100 yards he'd get pulled over by the old bill.

Should have called him Al Phabet Fuck off

Is that what Grayson Perry shat out 9 months after being bummed by Quentin Crisp?

Your lot have just moved in near me(illegally of course!) should I put an extra lock on my sheds or do you not shit on your own doorstep?

Now correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't this been going on since schools were invented,why all of a sudden is it fucking headline news?...oh I see,it's because its on someone who is of a certain hue.Just fuck off with this fucking PC fucking bullshit.We all fucking know that if this was a black kid on a white kid(and yes it DOES fucking happen believe it or not)It wouldn't see the light of day.Fuck off with your political agenda and fuck off to anyone who wants to call me a racist.Great Britain? you're having a fucking laugh.

Punkers loves a chopper

Not sure if this is something that's more common in London and other big cities but I've just watched a grown man in a suit with a man bag over his shoulder (worth a cunt nom in itself!) Scooting his way into Norwich city centre.A bigger cunt I've not seen for a while,he didn't have a clue on how much of a duck he looked.Decs,if this was you,get a fucking grip man.

Harsh but fair

Having sobered up slightly I would like to clarify that I meant crumpets as in the 70's TV sense ie "phwoar,what a tasty piece of crumpets she is"! I may be a bit pervy but unlike Punkers I'm not into the white stuff myself.

Crumpets smothered in syrup are fucking awesome,Crumpets covered in cum(as long as it's your own cum)also awesome,Crumpets covered in anything else,fuck off

I must confess to having a weakness for a 30 year old schoolgirl,does that count?

Is that Jim Careys bastard sister from Dumb & Dumber?

Is this the show that has over privileged cunts doing up cars owned by ill over privileged cunts resulting in the offspring of said ill over privileged cunt benefiting when they soon after croak it?

you mean HP?

What's his name?

No,that was the 'knock' back then

The fact that the uber cunt that is Ashley Cole has been there means I would have to think twice about lining it,I'm sure once i got on I'd forget all about the twat but it would definitely make it a slow start

Cant be a local it's spelled correctly

And be worth 600k at the end PS Sorry Baws only just saw your reply...great minds think alike(you should be worried)

"I don't really know"

So you end up paying 700 quid for a £250 cooker,tough fucking shit,If you can't afford to buy it you can't fucking have it,thick as pig shit cunts.The country is plodding along on the never never giving a false sense of wealth,time to stop cunts having what they obviously can't afford.