Neil

Does she take it up the shitter?

I wouldn't let her ugly northern chops anywhere near my bell end,she looks like a cross between Les Dawson and Tommy Cooper and sounds even fucking worse.

Apparently its how you shake the beans

Have you got her number?

I'm sure he meant 'Gingers'........fucking predictive text eh?

Thanks for explaining 'childless',who'd have thought it meant 'unable to have children'?,can you explain 'brainless'?

Are you Nigerian?

You make it sound like I sit indoors wanking all day,I do go into Norwich occasionally http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/crime/woman-sexually-assaulted-norwich-underpass-1-5659032

AOL,I did have bestiality.com until I opened it one day with the mother in law in the room,now it's just Cuntscorner,ratemypoo & water sports.com

What would you like to say? And while your at it discuss Celebs On The Farm on channel 5,'er indoors recorded it and I can honestly say it makes other reality shows look like Mastermind.More fucking gays on it than in Punkers cellar

I quite like a woman that eats meat on a first date,have you got her number?

I got beachy head once,Under Lowestoft Pier I think it was.

Its a 'triple bagger' from me

Not Frank's obviously

If they start talking.......'click'

Yeah,but she does give good head.

Frank,you are a pale shadow of your former self and that wasn't much,either make a video or fuck off

Hand on heart Decs.I only saw the cunts picture on my PC homepage when I logged on.I didn't even know who,where or why the cunt was pictured.Anyone who watches that pile of shit and others of that ilk is a very,very big cunt too,just not as big as plastic bollocks here.I do have the odd guilty pleasure(TV watching I mean!) but this sure as fuck 'aint one PS when are you going in?

I honestly don't think this cunt can be topped.Rodrigo Alves is his name.Nothing else can be added.

Her son was at work plumbing the day she died,by coincidence he too was fitting in a bath Ithangyou

That Punkers is quality..........I am going to use that fucker as my own.Not bad ,4 years gone but you've finally made me chuckle

Welcome back Decs,why the bullish mood,Did Mrs D get spit roasted by the dirty spics again whilst you lay drunk in a sea of puke and kebabs?

If strychnine tastes of fuck all then yes,she's been serving it to me since day one!

Unless 6ft and 12 and half stone is deemed as fat these days then no,I don't think a pinch of salt once a day is going to kill me.Im sure she's thought many times about adding things to my grub but so far arsenic as well as fucking salt are absent.

Doubling your IQ to 36 would be a start