Neil

It wasn't that good

I grew up in a house that not only had no lock but also a stained glass window in the door,perhaps this explains why I can walk around with a boner on or piss anywhere without any shame.Group wank anyone?

You forgot the ability to shit anywhere course and the aversion therapy course to toilet paper

This is what happened when Andrew Sach's mum fucked Tommy Cooper...justa lika dat

What for?, hitting a nerve?

It' hard to tell which is a bummers pub and which isn't these days.I assume Decs probably has been in them all.The Compleat (D)Angler?

Rumbled......I'd smash her fucking doors in and some,she'd look like a glazed donut in no time

It was a post football shit hole that I frequented for a short while.Perhaps it's going to be a mosque so they can easily turn towards Mecca (locals only to get this).Never been in the Birdcage but my daughter did hire them for her wedding.Too near the dole office to be a decent boozer surely?...decent chippy opposite though.

http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/mosque-norwich-king-edward-pub-site-1-533530 Good to see the locals putting one of my old drinking holes to good use.

A double bagger it is but I'd give it a dirty sanchez

Just realised that I missed a nought off

Yep I know I've mentioned it before when it was 8th most popular but now No 1 most popular boys name is Muhammad.I see some of us finally have a white christmas this morning,make the most of it,it wont fucking last.

Could we not do a diplomatic swap? we take her back and we send 100,000 of the cunts back

Never been caught

The latest of these cunts is Lewis Hamilton,made a remark to his nephew about wearing a dress and has now spewed out an apology for daring to suggest that boys dont wear princess dresses,the fucking pussy.The fact is boys DONT wear princess dresses,not unless they're wannabee poofs.The cunt should have been man enough to stand up to the fucking PC cunts that had a pop at him and told them to get fucked.Any boy caught wearing a pink frilly dress should be taken away from his cunt parents and not returned until the cunts have been through an extensive government funded correctional programme so as all involved know how to fucking behave properly Fuck off you pansy cunts

Any cunt that either goes,works or opens a shop today is a big fucking Christmas cunt......or probably foreign

If the pikey cunts stopped thieving and eating the fish the poor cunt wouldn't have to close his fishery.Fuck 'em

Coloured??....fuck me,you are risking the yoghurt knitters wrath on here this morning old chap,Just say shit coloured so there can be no misunderstanding

Good work,he is indeed a spacky cunt

It cant be her, the symphysis and ischium aren't parted.

Oi cunts,stick to the music videos or fuck off to the open corner Back on topic.......

I refer the gentleman to my previous answer