Neil
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Double bagged?,I assume you mean her boat race as well as your old chap?.....In normal circumstances Wolfie with such an eloquent scenario put forward one would be up it like a rat up the proverbial drainpipe,alas knowing what was within the bag I feel that raising a smile would be beyond me let alone anything else,A rotter is what she is and always has been.
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Her,Turner and Ulrika all come under the same umbrella,1st instinct is 'oh yes and then in the cold light of day you think 'you horrible fucking cum dump'.I wouldn't even piss on any of 'em.Despicable dogs
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I've got Gazza in the 'Death Race' sweepstake. .........here's hoping
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Also turns the car heater on immediately on cold mornings expecting instant heat because its on 'high,I know she's fucking thick cos she married me but give me a fucking break woman!
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'Er indoors is a fucking idiot that thinks that when she's too warm and she turns the thermostat from 20 down to 15 that she'll cool down with it.This results in the fucking house not heating up later and me shivering my cods off.Its not air conditioning you fuck wit,just leave it at 20 and take a layer off you fat fucker! You can all fuck off
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Is that what doctors have named the after morning feeling following a prostate examination?
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No but you have just as much chance of having your child abducted by nonces
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5 hours looking at yourself in the mirror and telling yourself how fucking great you are must have been a bit tedious,Bristol must have seemed like Vegas after that. Fuck orf
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I imagine the time didn't drag too much,those sunshine buses have a vast range of toys on board to keep the occupants busy in such circumstances. soppy cunt
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Lennie Peters,blinded in one eye in a car accident aged 5,blinded in the other eye by a flying brick aged 16,daughter murdered aged 41,also answers to the name 'lucky'
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What sort of cunt goes to Bristol,you got everything you fucking deserved
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I think it should be mandatory to ask if one takes it up the stench trench or is a rug muncher,if the answer is yes then kick the cunts out into the car park and free up valuable resources to treat normal people Fuck right off
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So where does Quinn Sullivan rate within your genre?
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That's a fucking outrageous thing to say.............I've never smoked!
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A fishing rod has a hook at one end and a cunt at the other,therefore I am a cunt.The birds I have encountered on the bank are kingfishers,robins and herons amongst others.I do it to get away from people,TV & work.We all have our guilty pleasures,some more unhealthy than others.....ask Punkers
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To keep away from cunts like you!
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More meteorological bollocks,apparently a 'weather bomb' is on its way this weekend,whatever the fucking bollocks thats suposed to be? American cunts
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I think the nom title sums the confusion up,cunt.bollocks.which one is it?
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It looks like it needs a piss
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But you're used to wanking over men aren't you?
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The only thing I'd like to serve the cunt is his own entrails served on a brioche
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As I assume this is not a live broadcast can I say that it's a shame that some off his tits dago didn't stab this cunt while he had the chance.
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This nom could be re-titled 'women footballers'...........shut the fuck up you whiney bitch
