Neil

Women are dirty

She was 95 for fuck sake,the Grim Reaper barely had to lift his scythe for that one,easiest job going after the overtime the cunt put in over Christmas.

I don't bother with Christmas jumpers,my Christmas onesie is warm enough Ps I'd like to say welcome back Bill......but I can't so fuck off

Nah,he's too busy wanking himself silly over his brand new copy of Mein Kampf

I see that fucking weirdo Boy George has put his two penneth in....."I hope Buddha has taken him in his arms".....I truly mean this you depraved sack of spunk,I wish the grim reaper had taken you and not the other George.Im sure if there is any justice in this world your cum addled fat body will be soon added to the list

To throw a grenade at the Russian military Chechen!.........I meant 'chechen!

I don't dip into that very often Fuck it! Why did the chicken cross the road?

Whats the connection with Wellington boots and George Michael ? they both get sucked off in bogs

Last Christmas......You're not fucking kidding!

Punkape will be devastated,his idol has fucked off with Rick Parfitt.Any price on the Queen joining them this year?

I'll start........My son-in-law,bought him a lovely fucking axe for his firewood,leather handle,finest forged steel,was he grateful?,was he bollocks.Wish i'd bought the cunt the 6 quid one off the market,then buried in his 'orrible fucking head.Anyway,they've fucked off now round his parents,a proper cuntfest if ever there was one Fuck off santa you cunt

There you go Decs,you obviously would rather slap 'em on the arse and ride the waves

they'd leave me breathless

Harsh but fair

If you'd have been paying attention to the news instead of fiddling around under the choirboys tunics at the carol service you may have got in before me.

Rick Parfitt Fuck off

How about some new stuff for a change? Fucking marvellous

'fraid so,the archetypal BOBFOC unless you know better?

It is quite apparent from her appearance on 8 out of 10 cats the other night that the silly bitch has been putting odd substances in her body/face for some time,the fact that her heart decided to give her a warning at just 60 shows that you shouldn't fuck with what nature gave you,ask Pete Burns

Just to prove a point,this pic shows that some fucking rotters still have a body that would be well worth spreading your muck over,add Ms fisher to the list

Where's the soap?

A bit of a bobfoc i think

It was an expression akin to something being 'light years' away ie her fucking 60th birthday...last time someone took something so literally was 1987 in Hungerford when Michael Ryans mum asked him "Can you just shoot up the high street and get us a loaf of bread" Merry christmas you pedantic fucker

60?...is that in light years?

Good job it wasn't Mario Ballotelli pulling the trigger,some poor cunt 20ft away would have copped it