Neil

A cunt I worked with when checking measurements or quantities always came back with "if it was anymore right it'd be wrong" twunt!

Sounds like an entry from Rogers Profanisuarus ,The name of a hyperthetical engagement ring given to some old slag during a night out in order to get ones leg over.insert the name of any British town and add 'sex ring' ie "I got down on one knee and gave her the old Norwich sex ring" lo and behold 2 hours and 3 bacardi breezers later I was up to my nuts in guts" Worth a viz pencil I reckon

Is the answer 3ft 2" and do I win a prize?

Celebrity Smear Test,fame hungry whores drag their bare arses over a glass top table and a gynaecologist determines how many different strands of DNA are present in the resultant snail trail,trouble is Amanda Holden wins every show

you fucking obviously havn't been there recently!

So these cunts have now come up with a system where you pay up front for your fuel and return the car as empty as possible,yeah right!,105 euros upfront for the fuel (in a car with a 10 gallon tank)and in their words "whatever fuel is left in the tank will be credited back to your card".....conning cunts!...if I filled it back to the top I would have thought that I would have my full 105 euros credited back,fucking dago cunts,probably have the cunts take more off my card for fake damage too,cunts!

I went to that one too,As I approached the ground a fat ugly sweaty sock asked "where's the football ground mate?"...."eh?,I think thats it mate" I said pointing to the clearly visible floodlights and stands,he then proceeded to pretend to look through fake binoculars using his hands,".....Ha ha ha,irony at its finest.Well,Jock,just cos you support a big scottish club doesn't mean you support a big club you fucking piss soaked bigoted cunt stick.Hope you choked on your deep fried mars bar and that you were drinking in that pub when that helicopter made an unexpected visit

Yep,about a cocks width

"I'm off walking in the hills this weekend,musn't forget the 'ol magdelana"

Surely that's Polish rhyming slang for 'rucksack'?

Yeah,we missed out on all the buggering as well thank fuck.no doubt your one of the Chelsea set type and think your own shit don't stink,the type whos ring piece prolapsed before the age of 12 and went on to a successful career in the church.

what the fuck is going on here then?,have we become a nation of wannabe pikeys emulating gypsy fucking weddings?, some parents are laying out fucking thousands on this imported bullshit.dresses,suits and limos.what was wrong with cutting your uniform up and covering every cunt in eggs and flour before retreating to the local to get pissed on 4 pints of double diamond and fingering the local bike for old times sake?

Smokey Bacock,Slut & Vinegar,Knob Cheese & Onion,Whatever they use it'll still stink of Scampi Fries

She does indeed sound like a cunt of the highest order,but having said that I'd really like a go on those puppies for 10 minutes or so

Even when she was in that one with the bikini popping off she looked like a fucking Roswell alien,oversized head and all that.wouldn't fucking touch it with yours

Is she worth doing?

que?

Has someone just hung out a sheet for you saying 'Happy 8th Birthday' ?

Thanks Billy boy,I'd almost forgotten how big a cunt you really are,now fuck off back to calais with your next load

Just had a verbal with one of the jumped up little cunts in my local builders yard,"wot yer faakin' doing pullin' raand me like dat for?,i coulda faakin' 'it yer",well prick,I have a tendency not to drive into things particularly 40 fucking feet of steel and rubber.Fuck off and murder a prozzie,thats what your lot a good for eh?.You've got a certificate that says you can drive a fuck off lorry and that's all you have,apart from bullshit stories that you convey to like minded fuckwits in greasy shit pits you call cafes to try and make your dull existence seem interesting.He jumped out of his cab to square up to me and I thought he must work for Snow White,He didn't laugh when I asked him if he needed a ladder to get back in to his cab either,miserable little cunt.

Cunt Cunt Cunts

Anyone called guy HAS to be a cunt

Caught 2 minutes of this utter bollocks, never been to America and don't fucking want to,full of cunts, fat cunts and loud cunts,fuck you Columbus, couldn't you just have sailed passed the shithole

Any cunt that eats fish that are still alive deserve all they get, and I mean the two bombs not the 5-2 drubbing

most people spend 48 weeks of the year moaning their tits off about a miserable,gloomy,damp shithole of a country and then still fucking whinge when we finally get some decent fucking sun.Just waiting for the 'veggies' to start on about "killing the rainforests,melting ice caps blah blah blah",rejoice the fucking sun and heat its fucking brilliant,throw another rainforest on the fire I say,tetchy cunts