Neil

Yep,there's a lot worse things I could be,deal with it fuckface

Perhaps they didn't appreciate my selfie!

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probably,but until you've been advised to "fucking kill yourself" then you've not really been welcomed properly

I bet you play in plus 4's or lime green trousers you wannabe posh cunt

I worked in Yarmouth on Wednesday and I was in awe of the sites on offer,if anyone watched the oap in Benidorm prog the other night the only difference was the fucking temperature,mobility scooter fucking heaven it was, fat cunts in ridiculous amounts and more foreign accents than Heathrow airport.just picked up a 10 week job in thetford and judging by your comments I'll have plenty to post on here!.attleborough is a stinking shithole by the way

Fucking hell,I didn't realise some of you cunts were so close,and there was me thinking i was the only cunt in the village

Didn't hear the doorbell over the chomping sound coming from his daughters bedroom as she consumed her 5th meal of the morning

Happy ending?...Oh no,my guns just gone off!

Under doctors orders now,got a blood test in 3 weeks so no more wanking,got to keep the old PSA levels down so I'm sitting on my hands typing this with my hooter.I've been declared wankrupt!

I was too busy laughing at the useless cunts to notice if any of 'em were worth a tug

Ok I confess to have watched some of the World Cup,I channel hopped 10 minutes ago and started to watch the 2nd half of Switzerland v Cameroon,now I played football for best part of 25 years and I reckon that if I got my old team back together from say 25 years ago when we were all about 30 and now mid 50's we'd fucking slaughter what is on show at the moment,not one of them could trap a bag of cement,they can control a ball further than I can fucking kick it,what a pile of Fucking poo I'm watching,the commentary is even fucking worse.womens football? Fuck off! You're shit aaaaagh!

​Fucking hell!,Have I really portrayed myself as some over sexed,sleazy,king of the art of wanking type who walks around all day with a permanent boner? .... Oh well......If the cap fits

If they were Mars Bars the fat cunt would love to be behind them,Put the lard arse away and feed her 500 calories a day until she A,loses some weight and rejoins the human race B,hangs her fucking self C,eats her fucking way out.

Why does anyone want to actually go to the shops?,order online and get it delivered,that way you only have to suffer one fuckwit driver instead of a whole shopfull of the cunts.Tell him to leave the crates at the door and fuck him off asap,job done

​Match Of The Day,Lineker does fuck all for me

Top man,that is safely tucked away in the 'ol wank bank,I'll let you know how I get on/off

I was like that when Flo-Jo used to run the 100 metres,I was in my prime then,could knock out 4 or 5 a day but I'm fucked if I could lob a silky rope in under 11 seconds!

Couldn't give a cows cunt

Good cuntery all round chaps,well played

I worked here for 2 years back in the early nineties but boy o boy has it gone downhill since then or what? If they gave England an enema they'd surely stick the tube in Ipswich(or Ipshit as we like to call it)

Just walked around Ipswich town centre(I know Decimus,it's a hole but I couldn't avoid it) and of the very few english voices I heard one said to his mate in fine gangster twang "I'll pick Paris & Jody up and drop 'em round,innit" 'Sigh'.....how did we end up like this?

It's the White kids that talk like they were born in Jamaica that yank my fuckin chain,wigger speak I think they call it.

​nearly right you sanctimonious fucker,Comprehensive education under achiever,couple of bottles of shiraz,hop into the volvo,tear up the village green with Joe Bonamassa cranked up to 11 and yelling "fuck off!" at the local wildlife,standard night out in rural Norfolk

​Not as sick as the bloke that wrote city's favourite match day song,seriously Decimus,you must feel fucking stupid singing that pile 'o shite?.........."Kick it off,throw it in,have a little scrimmage,keep it low, splendid rush,bravo win or die".What the fuck was he on bor?