Neil

In the 80's this was a pastime,as soon as Sharon came on screen you had to try to get to the vinegar strokes before she finished her race,see who could make the splash quickest.

You'll soon learn that sport has no place here Mongo,perhaps you would like to instigate the sport of who can stick their head into a wood chipper the quickest,I'll race you

He's aged well,saw a picture of him the other day and he hasn't changed a bit!

Alright Simon Weston? How's the burn healing?

What's up grumpy? Someone shit in your train carriage?

They started their journey at Upmister and went to Bumley-By-Bow,Queensway,Cockfosters,Cumden Town,Bent Cross,Kuntish Town and Marble Arse. Fuck up.

Yet another arse ache creeping into our everyday language.Usually reserved for sporty cunts particularly footie cunts when trying to emphasise how good someone is at whatever their speciality "He's a top top manager" or "What a top top player he is". All I have to say is "You're a cunt cunt"

I'm guessing you have as much sex as a Panda does

Because he was really a gooner......and still better than any of the useless cunts currently wearing red even though he was like Bambi on ice

Jesus!...just imagine that diving on top of some poor sap laying on a bed with a bugle on,gives me the tremors thinking about it.What a hideous piece of work she is.Wouldn't piss on it if it was on fire

I think we have two,and both have cafes in them for some fucking reason.They don't sell the kind of literature I'm interested in anyway so fuck 'em

and her mum

I think I've found a picture of her twin brother

I apologise if you've just eaten your dinner,i reckon if you can picture this just as you're getting to the vinegar strokes then you could last longer than Sting

Is that you walking around the LGBTQ section with an armful of books?

As long as her hands and ankles are in and she s bending away from me I'll manage

Shame she didn't land on her face,surgery would have improved her looks even if it meant grafting her elbows onto the side of her head and using excess labia for a nose,oh,and losing all her fucking teeth the fugly bitch

Que?

I'm sure that when this cunt gets in his Georgia cell he'll wish he'd stayed home and taken his punishment here.Vladimir the Impaler awaits

Will Young Will Smith Willy Wonka Willy Rushton Will Youjustfuckoff Will Youswallow Will Youletmetakeyouupthearse

Frank Bruno Frank Carson Frank Muir Frank Lampard errr any others you can think of?

'Hello Sailor' indeed

More like half man half woman

Original noms only fuckface........welcome and fuck off

Life can be a cunt sometimes,death even more so