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Neil

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  1. I see that fucking weirdo Boy George has put his two penneth in....."I hope Buddha has taken him in his arms".....I truly mean this you depraved sack of spunk,I wish the grim reaper had taken you and not the other George.Im sure if there is any justice in this world your cum addled fat body will be soon added to the list
  2. To throw a grenade at the Russian military Chechen!.........I meant 'chechen!
  3. I don't dip into that very often Fuck it! Why did the chicken cross the road?
  4. Whats the connection with Wellington boots and George Michael ? they both get sucked off in bogs
  5. Last Christmas......You're not fucking kidding!
  6. Punkape will be devastated,his idol has fucked off with Rick Parfitt.Any price on the Queen joining them this year?
  7. I'll start........My son-in-law,bought him a lovely fucking axe for his firewood,leather handle,finest forged steel,was he grateful?,was he bollocks.Wish i'd bought the cunt the 6 quid one off the market,then buried in his 'orrible fucking head.Anyway,they've fucked off now round his parents,a proper cuntfest if ever there was one Fuck off santa you cunt
  8. Neil

    Carrie Fisher

    There you go Decs,you obviously would rather slap 'em on the arse and ride the waves
  9. Neil

    Eh?

    they'd leave me breathless
  10. If you'd have been paying attention to the news instead of fiddling around under the choirboys tunics at the carol service you may have got in before me.
  11. How about some new stuff for a change? Fucking marvellous
  12. Neil

    Carrie Fisher

    'fraid so,the archetypal BOBFOC unless you know better?
  13. Neil

    Carrie Fisher

    It is quite apparent from her appearance on 8 out of 10 cats the other night that the silly bitch has been putting odd substances in her body/face for some time,the fact that her heart decided to give her a warning at just 60 shows that you shouldn't fuck with what nature gave you,ask Pete Burns
  14. Neil

    Carrie Fisher

    Just to prove a point,this pic shows that some fucking rotters still have a body that would be well worth spreading your muck over,add Ms fisher to the list
  15. Neil

    Carrie Fisher

    Where's the soap?
  16. Neil

    Carrie Fisher

    A bit of a bobfoc i think
  17. Neil

    Carrie Fisher

    It was an expression akin to something being 'light years' away ie her fucking 60th birthday...last time someone took something so literally was 1987 in Hungerford when Michael Ryans mum asked him "Can you just shoot up the high street and get us a loaf of bread" Merry christmas you pedantic fucker
  18. Neil

    Carrie Fisher

    60?...is that in light years?
  19. Good job it wasn't Mario Ballotelli pulling the trigger,some poor cunt 20ft away would have copped it
  20. Neil

    MARY PORTAS

    She's fucking ginger...nuff said
  21. She still cant get her head around wi-fi and mobile service,"It says no service yet I can get on the internet"..yes,its fucking wi-fi when your indoors,"how comes I can't use my mobile then if i'm connected to wi-fi?"....Give me fucking strength!...I have lost count how many times Ive fucking told her that the PC needs to be on if she wants to play music through the Sonos system I have,"|I couldn't play any music today" she says..TURN THE FUCKING PC ON THEN YOU STUPID CUNT!"...."you dont need to turn the PC on if you want to play the music through Deezer".I say....."?????????"(1000 yard stare)....Oh just fuck off!
  22. Is this from Viz?......."I was giving her one up the wrong 'un and suddenly without warning she dropped her chips"
  23. It might as well be called 'take me up the arse'
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