cuntspotter

They're all cunts.

I regularly sit, cry and have a long hard think about where it all went wrong.

I once knew a club singer called Dicky Hart. His pianist was called Lance Boyle..... True!

Aye aye.

Roger de Courcey, uber smug cunt. As funny as athlete's foot in his fucking dinner suit and family entertainment pretensions.

Gary lineker.

Steve Tyler .

Donatella Versace

Hello sailor!

This scrappy sounds like my cousin Reuben.

Now, Ernie had a rival, an evil looking man, called two ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.....

No.

​Looking at the site today, you are absolutely right.

What a shower of shite. As you constantly remind us , Judge, we shouldn't really be too surprised at this bunch of mutual backscratchers and their fucking self interested shenanigans.

Your paper licence, apparently, will not be valid after 8th June. In future, should you wish to hire a car you will have to log on the the DVLA site the day before and get a one time pass code, valid for 72 hours. The DVLA claim this has been widely publicised. Have you heard anything about it ? ... No , I haven't either, cunts.

Jazz is a similar genre of self congratulatory bollocks. I would have loved to have been in this lecture theatre, I would have laughed my bollocks off.

I would be interested to know who moderates these courses ........ Surely there are boundaries, limits. I naively imagined that this type of thing would be prohibited from being performed on a public stage because of obscenity laws.

​It's art I tell you... ART!

Not exactly Billy Elliott, I thought.

Drama students were in for a treat when a Lecturer played them a video containing scenes where she stimulated masturbation with a tampon and writhed around naked whilst urinating. She also blew a condom out of her vagina and inserted a knife between her legs. The clip was shown as part of an introduction presentation to the 'Theatre and its Others' module at Queen Mary University of London. The performer and lecturer was named Lauren Barri Holstein . According to the 'Huffington Post' she also gyrated around mid-air whilst dangling naked from a harness suspended from the ceiling. In another scene she pretended to masturbate with a tampon, she does so over another woman, and sprays fake blood onto her face. Fucking brilliant ..... this is why young people sign up for these courses. Of course, I am an absolute philistine with no taste or any discernible understanding of live theatre existing as I do in an aesthetic wilderness. It isn't tasteless porn, it is art.... I just don't know that it is.......... What a mad bunch of bastards .

He sounds like a fireman from trumpton.

I'll have to ask Amy Turtle.

Girlfriend indeed .... You think you are the last of the international playboys.

Enough of this punky filth!

I remember Vera Duckworth, she used to post here ..... Unless I dreamt it.