cuntspotter

My name is peregrine and I'm an alcoholic.

Well, that told him! Play nicely, sheepster.

I have a defender.

But they are doing that already.

Some of these gits need a regular cunting.

'arry Redknap. Illiterate barrow boy. Master of the dodgy deal. Can't read but sure knows how to count his money. QPR 2. Aston Villa 0. Cunts.

Hot fucking news. What cunts politicians and planners are. They couldn't organise a wank in a brothel. String some fucker up , I say. This is a national disgrace. A failure to plan and and a failure to act. Who suffers? The fucking punter, that's who, whilst paying through the fucking nose all the while.

Football... South Africa.... It might as well be the other side of the world...Ermm?

I still listen to the light programme on my wireless.

Soup?...... Why haven't I got any soup?

Schfuckin....... Djishtgustin........

Tights.... Schmights!

I love coffee but only drink a brand of instant at home... Black, no sugar.

Stop whining and get the fucking beer in...... At least it's cheap.

The crumpet, or humble pikelet is a standby at spotter towers.

Asian? Ooh, steady there , Frank.

They might have talked about it.... but it was always a non starter.

Yahtzee! Ermm......

Something for the weekend sir?

Oh dear, quelle surprise for Frank!

Hey, lads just having fun.

Miss Abersychan.

Ermm.

I'd settle for a C5.

Or a C6.